HSJ fic-a-thon : #57, 5 times JUMP tweeted each other
Title: 5 times JUMP tweeted each other
Pairing: hinted!YamaJima, hinted!TakaChii, hinted!BEST OT5
Genre: Crack
Word Count: 471 words
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Summary: Everything happened at night.
A/N: Written for HSJ fic-a-thon 2011
Enjoy!
1.
Ryutaro swore that the last thing someone needs to see was to see the whole group on twitter. Even he himself has an account, a result of the 9 other members threatening him to create one; if not there goes his DS.
Staring at his timeline, he just swore that it’s horror.
BEST has started to tweet dirty stuffs, and after reading the whole conversation, Inoo was whoring around again. Those tweets had covered his timeline, and he saw Chinen tweeting about how Takaki loves Inoo more, and suddenly both of them seems to have went offline on twitter.
Keito tweeted in English and Ryutaro was too lazy to use Google translator, even though half the time it doesn’t give him the correct translation. And Yama-chan tweeted about being at Yuto’s house, which Ryutaro would be really glad if they don’t tweet what they were doing.
Then he saw a mention, ‘@dragon_hamster want to join BEST?’ and it was from Inoo Kei.
Sighing, he swore that he was probably the only one that’s sane in JUMP.
***
2.
Yabu had never thought that he’d start to hate his beloved twitter.
Somehow, Keito managed to let Ryutaro see the better side of twitter, and everyone was currently on twitter. It doesn’t change the fact that it’s half-way through the rehearsals.
His phone vibrated, signaling to him that he was mentioned on twitter.
‘@goldenmushroom don’t you think @yabubu is scary now?’
He snapped and started to chase Takaki around the whole concert venue.
***
3.
Chinen watched Takaki being chased by Yabu, smirking that he managed to hack into that overgrown kid’s twitter account. Later on, he was surprised to see that Yuto had scolded him about something he tweeted.
Going back to check he saw, ‘@ichigo_love I love you, ditch @drummerboy.’
No wonder Yuto was chewing on him. Now, Chinen joins Yabu chasing after Takaki.
***
4.
Daiki was forever grateful that the YamaJima pair doesn’t spread their love on twitter. Yuto had hugged Ryosuke, saying something about not to ditch him, and now it somehow ended up with both of them professing their love to each other.
Looking at his time like, he saw a new mention, ‘@pocky_penguin let’s chase @bakaki for the lulz too.’ Turning around, he saw Hikaru’s grin and both of them joined the stampede that was after Takaki.
***
5.
Keito had quickly typed, hoping that the rest of the members would see the direct message soon enough.
Suddenly, the whole of JUMP stopped whatever they were doing and just stared at the direct message they’ve received.
“Continue practice, Johnny-san is coming! From @guitaaaar.”
Everyone scrambled back to their position, trying to do some dance moves, and from the corner of their eye, they saw Johnny stroll in with Keito who just heaved a sigh of relief.
Their obsession for twitter just saved their lives.
Pairing: hinted!YamaJima, hinted!TakaChii, hinted!BEST OT5
Genre: Crack
Word Count: 471 words
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Summary: Everything happened at night.
A/N: Written for HSJ fic-a-thon 2011
Enjoy!
1.
Ryutaro swore that the last thing someone needs to see was to see the whole group on twitter. Even he himself has an account, a result of the 9 other members threatening him to create one; if not there goes his DS.
Staring at his timeline, he just swore that it’s horror.
BEST has started to tweet dirty stuffs, and after reading the whole conversation, Inoo was whoring around again. Those tweets had covered his timeline, and he saw Chinen tweeting about how Takaki loves Inoo more, and suddenly both of them seems to have went offline on twitter.
Keito tweeted in English and Ryutaro was too lazy to use Google translator, even though half the time it doesn’t give him the correct translation. And Yama-chan tweeted about being at Yuto’s house, which Ryutaro would be really glad if they don’t tweet what they were doing.
Then he saw a mention, ‘@dragon_hamster want to join BEST?’ and it was from Inoo Kei.
Sighing, he swore that he was probably the only one that’s sane in JUMP.
***
2.
Yabu had never thought that he’d start to hate his beloved twitter.
Somehow, Keito managed to let Ryutaro see the better side of twitter, and everyone was currently on twitter. It doesn’t change the fact that it’s half-way through the rehearsals.
His phone vibrated, signaling to him that he was mentioned on twitter.
‘@goldenmushroom don’t you think @yabubu is scary now?’
He snapped and started to chase Takaki around the whole concert venue.
***
3.
Chinen watched Takaki being chased by Yabu, smirking that he managed to hack into that overgrown kid’s twitter account. Later on, he was surprised to see that Yuto had scolded him about something he tweeted.
Going back to check he saw, ‘@ichigo_love I love you, ditch @drummerboy.’
No wonder Yuto was chewing on him. Now, Chinen joins Yabu chasing after Takaki.
***
4.
Daiki was forever grateful that the YamaJima pair doesn’t spread their love on twitter. Yuto had hugged Ryosuke, saying something about not to ditch him, and now it somehow ended up with both of them professing their love to each other.
Looking at his time like, he saw a new mention, ‘@pocky_penguin let’s chase @bakaki for the lulz too.’ Turning around, he saw Hikaru’s grin and both of them joined the stampede that was after Takaki.
***
5.
Keito had quickly typed, hoping that the rest of the members would see the direct message soon enough.
Suddenly, the whole of JUMP stopped whatever they were doing and just stared at the direct message they’ve received.
“Continue practice, Johnny-san is coming! From @guitaaaar.”
Everyone scrambled back to their position, trying to do some dance moves, and from the corner of their eye, they saw Johnny stroll in with Keito who just heaved a sigh of relief.
Their obsession for twitter just saved their lives.