i just took this on here so that people wouldnt have to have it clutter their friends page ( Read more... )

i hate when people say "do you live in a barn?" when you are being messy.

i dont live in a barn.

i live in a cave.

luff,

thabear

Vicki Said: hi mr. heinhold
Heinholdw: hi
Vicki Said: how are you
Heinholdw: Well .... I'm here. Who am I talking to?
Vicki Said: this is your worst nightmare you ogre
Heinholdw: Mom???
Vicki Said: you wish i was your mother, you pig
Vicki Said: i stole your clock

you fuck with the bears, you get the claws.

HEATHER ADAMS, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ALTOID BOX??? ADAM22 DOESNT DESERVE THIS TREATMENT!!!!!!!!

roar,

thabear

i drive for hours on an empty tank of gas
i couldnt forget this - even if i wanted to

emo.bear

today instead of going to track, heather adams came over my house, lathered me up in honey and gave me a nice erotic massage. mmm. then we got naked and had wild bear/humanoid sex.

thanks baby, lets do it again sometime
love,
tha bear

im really happy, an unknown girl is sending me a bottle of her vaginal sweat for me to drink while im hibernating. she is also sending me an envelope of her pubic hair, so i will have something to rest my bear-like head on while i sleep. this should be a great winter ( Read more... )

If everyone has food on the table and the trains run on time, maybe it's worth the occasional mile-deep pit of innocent civilians.

heil tha bear

EARTH PEOPLE, NEW YORK AND CALIFORNIA
EARTH PEOPLE, I WAS BORN ON JUPITER

peace out
love the ruff riding bear

NPlv18: my mom gave me the dirtiest look, cause i went to the room she was in and they baby was wearing this cap thingy and i went upto him and went "ppffff....nice hat pussy ( Read more... )