FUNNY ASS SHIT

Jun 04, 2004 22:53


You have just entered room "Chat 1896631651072677571."
wntu2falntome has entered the room.
wntu2falntome: Ah, we are here... where is he?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Hey!!
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I invited that dumbhead
TheTrick777 has entered the room.
TheTrick777: hi
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Hey
wntu2falntome: hey
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Yea Monica I showed yor little b/f my pic and told him he has no chance cause you are so mine <333
xOxEmOxCorexOx: :-)
wntu2falntome: hah
wntu2falntome: he is not my little boyfriend.. but w/e
xOxEmOxCorexOx: thats right he better not be
wntu2falntome: U don't know shit about me anymore...
xOxEmOxCorexOx: dont make me backhand you bitch
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmao
TheTrick777: ok
wntu2falntome: ha
wntu2falntome: okay now we are just scaring him
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Shes got a g/f now.... Shes got a g/f now....... shes got a g/f now she says guys dont do no more for me
xOxEmOxCorexOx: ;-)
TheTrick777: ok
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Im sorry Sir' I dont mean to scare you
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Its my medication I swear
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmaoi
wntu2falntome: lol
wntu2falntome: yea viagra
wntu2falntome: lol
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmao shuch
xOxEmOxCorexOx: no one is sposed to know about that
TheTrick777: i take that too
xOxEmOxCorexOx: it was sposed to be our secret I cant help that I cant please you know mo' hoe]
wntu2falntome: o lord
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Dont blame our lord savior
wntu2falntome: hah
xOxEmOxCorexOx: its not his fault I cant please you
wntu2falntome: well i am glad to see you are fighting back mister :-)
xOxEmOxCorexOx: LMAO
xOxEmOxCorexOx: my cheeks hurt
xOxEmOxCorexOx: my BUTT cheeks
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmao j/k
xOxEmOxCorexOx: my face cheeks hurt
wntu2falntome: yea
xOxEmOxCorexOx: hmph
xOxEmOxCorexOx: did this kid dye
xOxEmOxCorexOx: hes prolly jerking off
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Oh monica touch me in my "special" Spot
wntu2falntome: maybe..he is
xOxEmOxCorexOx: oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
wntu2falntome: lool
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmao
wntu2falntome: he died oh well...
TheTrick777: no i didnt
wntu2falntome: lol
xOxEmOxCorexOx: He puts the lotion on his arm....
TheTrick777: im looking at my belly thats bleeding form the welt
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmao I dont know why I just thought of that lmao
wntu2falntome: ouch
TheTrick777: yea
TheTrick777: damn ym brother
wntu2falntome: haha
TheTrick777: he shot me 15 feet away right in the stomach
wntu2falntome: well Courtney I guess u win
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Yey!!!!!
wntu2falntome: OMG I forgot I am soo going to Fla in a while!
xOxEmOxCorexOx: haha I succeed
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Yey for the homos
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Mad hott lesbo sex?
TheTrick777: i wanna see
wntu2falntome: okay
xOxEmOxCorexOx: you can join silly
TheTrick777: yay
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lol
TheTrick777: but then it will be mad hot 3some sex
xOxEmOxCorexOx: woohoo
TheTrick777: cause im not a lesbo
wntu2falntome: u said u wanted to watch not play along
TheTrick777: oh man
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I told him he could join!
xOxEmOxCorexOx: It would be fun we could tease him for awhile
TheTrick777: ill watch then join
xOxEmOxCorexOx: you know just play with ourselfs lmao
xOxEmOxCorexOx: and give him blue balls
wntu2falntome: umm no.. you see i am really gonna have to pass
wntu2falntome: where in Fla to u live
xOxEmOxCorexOx: LMAO
TheTrick777: oh ok
wntu2falntome: I did that to a guy once
TheTrick777: ill be liek a smurf
wntu2falntome: gave him blue balls for like 2 days
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Boca Raton. Fla.
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Yes see thats just mean
wntu2falntome: My dad lives in Gerogetown
wntu2falntome: it was fun
wntu2falntome: he said I was so hot in my skirt that u kno... anyway... well he did not talk to me for like 2 days
TheTrick777: oh
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmao
wntu2falntome: ha
wntu2falntome: well well well well well well well wellt
wntu2falntome: that is a fun word to type
xOxEmOxCorexOx: damnit I need to get laid
TheTrick777: welt welt welt on my belly!
wntu2falntome: tell me about it
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Grrrr
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I could have gotten laid today from jeff From Simplekill
xOxEmOxCorexOx: damnit
wntu2falntome: haha
wntu2falntome: I need something..I am crying and scared...
xOxEmOxCorexOx: you meed me baby lol
xOxEmOxCorexOx: need
wntu2falntome: I need something.
wntu2falntome: not u im sorry
wntu2falntome: it has been 2 and a half months sience i have kissed a guy
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lol what doo yooo need
TheTrick777: me?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: i see how it is
wntu2falntome: give me a break.. i am losing my touch..i am losing my suductiveness and it sucks
wntu2falntome: i need chris.. courtney i love u but u are in Fal... :-(
TheTrick777: oh
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Who is Chris?
TheTrick777: me!
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lol Ill kill him
wntu2falntome: u are a dumbass whore
xOxEmOxCorexOx: :-)
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Oh
wntu2falntome: we are over so over!
xOxEmOxCorexOx: The Trick would you like to take my part in this?
TheTrick777: yea
xOxEmOxCorexOx: You be the "b/f" in the relationship?
TheTrick777: ok
xOxEmOxCorexOx: ok its settled Chris, You are monicas new b.f and I... am left out
wntu2falntome: Court answer ur ims.
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I am
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Fine MONICA
xOxEmOxCorexOx: bitch at me on there
wntu2falntome: sorry
xOxEmOxCorexOx: and break up with me
xOxEmOxCorexOx: god I dont know what I saw in you
xOxEmOxCorexOx: FINE we ARE over
wntu2falntome: No I want it public
xOxEmOxCorexOx: take your PENIS
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I dont care
wntu2falntome: u saw a fine ass!!!!
wntu2falntome: w/ great tits... and nice lips
wntu2falntome: that is what u saw
TheTrick777: me too
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I saw a wonderful person but YOU are EVIl
wntu2falntome: :-) i am the devil ...
wntu2falntome: u will miss me
wntu2falntome: u degrading bitch
TheTrick777: an angel from hell lol
xOxEmOxCorexOx: So FINE were through?
wntu2falntome: I am the fallen angel
TheTrick777: im the tired chris
wntu2falntome: yes.. it hurts me t say so... but i need something more
xOxEmOxCorexOx: PENIS
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I HAVE STRAP ONS
wntu2falntome: a real perrson not great lesbian sex every 5 days
xOxEmOxCorexOx: ARE YOU SAYING I CANT WORK IT?
wntu2falntome: u can work it.. w/ ur mom maybe
xOxEmOxCorexOx: ugh fine? So are you saying your breaking up with me so you can have Chris?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Oh fuck you
xOxEmOxCorexOx: :-(
xOxEmOxCorexOx: That hurts
TheTrick777: oh man
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I LOVE YOU
wntu2falntome: not have him.. be w/ him for now.
wntu2falntome: I love u just not IN love w/ u
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Chris Do you wanna be with her?
wntu2falntome: not as much are ur sucky ass kisses
TheTrick777: i dotn want a relationship right now jsut somethign simple
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Simple as in what?
wntu2falntome: But we are over... the both of us
xOxEmOxCorexOx: SHE IS LEAVING ME AND YOU DONT WANT TO BE WITH HER?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: THEN GIVE HER BACK TO ME
TheTrick777: i just got out of a big relationship im still not ready
xOxEmOxCorexOx: God your so selfish chris
TheTrick777: oh yea i jsut dont want to hrut her
xOxEmOxCorexOx: THEN GIVE MY LOVE BACK TO ME
xOxEmOxCorexOx: YOUR SO SELFISH
TheTrick777: cause im scared to get close to someone again and then hrut them
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Well you should have though about that before you hurt me by taking the love of my life away
TheTrick777: oh
wntu2falntome: what about that cuban pool boy .. rember that night?!?
TheTrick777: well i gotta exgf for you
wntu2falntome: the night we meet.. same guy...
wntu2falntome: wow that was great
xOxEmOxCorexOx: THAT WAS DIFFERANT
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I DIDNT LEAVE YOu
TheTrick777: she looks like liek a man ppl will thinky uor striaght
TheTrick777: her names jessica whitehead
wntu2falntome: HAHAHA
TheTrick777: yea
xOxEmOxCorexOx: ????? what?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: im confused
wntu2falntome: nvm u are like a shity version of a fucking whore barbie
xOxEmOxCorexOx: who me?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: So I am hott?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Thatnks
xOxEmOxCorexOx: And you were my ken
xOxEmOxCorexOx: My big beefy ken
wntu2falntome: no barbie looks like a fucking dike
wntu2falntome: That one killed u
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I am a dyke you tard
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I dated you didnt I?
TheTrick777: lol
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Du kanst mich mal am arsch leckon du gutter whore
wntu2falntome: what the hell are u latughing at
wntu2falntome: I AM GERMAN DUMB WHORE
xOxEmOxCorexOx: no shit
xOxEmOxCorexOx: We were gonna run off to germany togerther remember baby
xOxEmOxCorexOx: remember those days
wntu2falntome: oh yea
xOxEmOxCorexOx: when we would cuddle and talk about getting married
wntu2falntome: Du hast ein grosses* popo
TheTrick777: oh?
wntu2falntome: oh?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Arschlock
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Shiebkerl
TheTrick777: im lost
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Ich hast du!!!
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Aufwiedersane
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Schlampe
TheTrick777: and that means?
wntu2falntome: nvm
wntu2falntome: Chris is ein popo
wntu2falntome: ist**
wntu2falntome: lol
TheTrick777: im poop
wntu2falntome: nein
TheTrick777: ?
wntu2falntome: butt**
TheTrick777: im a butt?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmao!
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Your an ass
TheTrick777: oh
xOxEmOxCorexOx: ich liebe du!!
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Monic
xOxEmOxCorexOx: a
wntu2falntome: aww
wntu2falntome: but no
TheTrick777: im so confused
TheTrick777: i only know english and spanish
wntu2falntome: There is something in Chris that makes me happy.. he is flawless** and well to tell u the truth alot better than u
TheTrick777: and some italian from the bathroom at the macaroni girll tonight
wntu2falntome: and hotter!!!
wntu2falntome: and he is not a whore bag that will sleep w/ the cuban poool boy
xOxEmOxCorexOx: YOU SLEPT WITH HIM AFTER ME!!!
TheTrick777: i hope not
wntu2falntome: no it was w/ u dumb ass
xOxEmOxCorexOx: and you know im too hott to trot
wntu2falntome: u cant member our day
wntu2falntome: lol me 2! or was unless u kick me out
TheTrick777: dude this is kool
TheTrick777: my eyes are liek all blurry
wntu2falntome: omg do u kno what today is?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I Love You monica
TheTrick777: friday
wntu2falntome: it is our 2 year ann. U are a slut whore u forgot about me
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I DID NOT
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I have a surprise for you
wntu2falntome: u did not call or anything
TheTrick777: (\/)
wntu2falntome: fortune cookie?
wntu2falntome: pac man?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: :::Gets on one knee::: Monica....
wntu2falntome: oh god.
xOxEmOxCorexOx: will you run away with me
xOxEmOxCorexOx: and marry me?
wntu2falntome: oh god....
xOxEmOxCorexOx: in las vegas
TheTrick777: its leagal in boston
xOxEmOxCorexOx: and then we can go to Germany like we always dreamed
wntu2falntome: can i phone a friend?
TheTrick777: lol
wntu2falntome: I WANT A LIFE LINE?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: FINE FUCK YOU
wntu2falntome: YES!
xOxEmOxCorexOx: ITS oVER
wntu2falntome: YES
xOxEmOxCorexOx: You can take back your stupid teddy bears
wntu2falntome: can i bring my dog?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: OUrs pictures of us skinny dipping
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Wait
wntu2falntome: cuz u would like to fuck it like u did the cuban boy
xOxEmOxCorexOx: You wanna marry me?
TheTrick777: can i coem on the honeymoon
wntu2falntome: yea
xOxEmOxCorexOx: :::omg::::
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I dont fuck dogs
wntu2falntome: i do Chris was rebound
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Oh wait yes I do
wntu2falntome: i really love u
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I fucked u
wntu2falntome: HHA
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I love you to
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I love you sooo much
TheTrick777: i guess im not loved because ima guy
TheTrick777: damn penis
wntu2falntome: umm.. we could use u..
wntu2falntome: lol
wntu2falntome: brb
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Yea like the cuban boy!
TheTrick777: ok
TheTrick777: brb
wntu2falntome: back
wntu2falntome: **Sigh** no one is talking not even my wife
TheTrick777: back
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I love you
wntu2falntome: i love u too and nothing can stand in the way
TheTrick777: i guess theres no room fro me
wntu2falntome: stay plz
wntu2falntome: wait.
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Yey
wntu2falntome: I have a secret...
TheTrick777: ok
wntu2falntome: I am pregnent.
TheTrick777: oh
xOxEmOxCorexOx: With who!?
wntu2falntome: a baby dumbass
TheTrick777: corys?
wntu2falntome: no
wntu2falntome: damn boyscouts
xOxEmOxCorexOx: YOU CHEATED ON ME
TheTrick777: lol
xOxEmOxCorexOx: were over
xOxEmOxCorexOx: were through
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Capeesh
xOxEmOxCorexOx: No more me taking your ass back
wntu2falntome: my moms ex boyfriends ex wifes sisters kids kid, who had a dad whos mom was a virgin who had a friend who i fucked
wntu2falntome: there
TheTrick777: oh
wntu2falntome: yea, but anyway
TheTrick777: whens it due
xOxEmOxCorexOx: WERE through
wntu2falntome: 100 days
wntu2falntome: okay
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I hate you
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Die
wntu2falntome: leave me alone w/ ur dads kid
xOxEmOxCorexOx: cunt
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I bet you its the pools boy
TheTrick777: oh
wntu2falntome: it is ur dads whore
wntu2falntome: her moms friedn wass ur dad
xOxEmOxCorexOx: my dad don fuck white trash
TheTrick777: then whyd he do your mama
wntu2falntome: then why did he wanna rape u
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Cause Im high class trash niqqA
wntu2falntome: yea one dumbster up from ur sister
xOxEmOxCorexOx: you mean dumpster
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmaoi
wntu2falntome: whore bad
wntu2falntome: bag
xOxEmOxCorexOx: you illiterate anal cunt i'll tear you a new asshole
wntu2falntome: omg u are so nasty i am blocking u
wntu2falntome: lol
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmao
xOxEmOxCorexOx: !
xOxEmOxCorexOx: acutaly Im sick and Twisted bitch
wntu2falntome: w/e
wntu2falntome: yea twisted to fuck the pool boy
xOxEmOxCorexOx: YOU SUCKED HIS PETER
xOxEmOxCorexOx: and you licked his asshole
xOxEmOxCorexOx: his hairy asshole
wntu2falntome: Chris.
TheTrick777: yea?
xOxEmOxCorexOx: We
wntu2falntome: have
TheTrick777: have what!
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Something
wntu2falntome: to
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Tell
wntu2falntome: u
xOxEmOxCorexOx: We
TheTrick777: ok tell me
wntu2falntome: were
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Just
wntu2falntome: playing
wntu2falntome: fucking**
TheTrick777: with u
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Around
TheTrick777: i know
wntu2falntome: with
TheTrick777: im not dumb
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmao
xOxEmOxCorexOx: you
wntu2falntome: oh but u are
xOxEmOxCorexOx: but she still is my lesbian
TheTrick777: ok
wntu2falntome: YEA
wntu2falntome: who wants to be my FWB
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Me!
wntu2falntome: ( Friend w/ benifits)
wntu2falntome: awsome
xOxEmOxCorexOx: duh im not a tard like chris
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I comprehend
wntu2falntome: lol
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lol
TheTrick777: i do i do i do
wntu2falntome: I <3 u
wntu2falntome: not u Chris her
wntu2falntome: lol
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lmao!
TheTrick777: oh
wntu2falntome: anyway
wntu2falntome: I love all of u.. and am gonna go cry my eyes otu and watch Mona Lisa Smile... who wants to sit next to me and make out w. me ;-)
TheTrick777: who like squierrls that run at you?
wntu2falntome: umm okay
TheTrick777: me
xOxEmOxCorexOx: me
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Me firstr
xOxEmOxCorexOx: ME ME ME ME ME
wntu2falntome: Courtney u have had ur chance
xOxEmOxCorexOx: I still have my chance biotch
wntu2falntome: okay
xOxEmOxCorexOx: yey
wntu2falntome: no really that woudl be awsome to meet in Fla
xOxEmOxCorexOx: Yea
wntu2falntome: but for really now i am gone... love ya
wntu2falntome: i am so saving this though
TheTrick777: fun
xOxEmOxCorexOx: lol bye
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