You're so sweet you make chocolate seem like dirt.
I was going to buy you a drink, but you're so hot, you'd probably melt the glass.
I would buy you a drink, but i'd probably get jealous of the straw
You must come with a fire extinguisher, right?
It strange, but you look just like my mother.
If you were a car, I'd be the first to honk your horn, baby.
TO be continued when i'm more lucid....