Just preface everything you say today with, "No offense, but..." as in, "No offense, but I'm going to take my lunch now," or "No offense, but it's a really pretty day outside."
Oh! Like saying "No offense, but with the amount of concern I have for your opinions on (insert gun control, religion, our President, or so much other crap I've read on Facebook this morning) I'm pretty sure that I could fill a cup lovingly and painstakingly crafted from a neutrino."
Yup, seems to work! Thanks, C! I'll try it out first chance I get! :-)
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That should keep you outta trouble. :-D
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Oh! Like saying "No offense, but with the amount of concern I have for your opinions on (insert gun control, religion, our President, or so much other crap I've read on Facebook this morning) I'm pretty sure that I could fill a cup lovingly and painstakingly crafted from a neutrino."
Yup, seems to work! Thanks, C! I'll try it out first chance I get! :-)
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:D
See you soon.
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I can handle your snark.. today. : )
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I am offended that you are not bitch slapping peoples!!
*hugs and lurve*
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