5 people/things that ruined the mood when Yamajima were trying to be 'intimate.'
This is just a quick post to put up my fic before I have to go. I'll fix it up later. Hope you like it!! :D
Genre: Humour/crack
Rating: PG-15?
Warnings: Kissing, sexual implications
Disclaimer: I'm not Johnny
1. He had pulled Yuto away from the rest of the group and now they were rushing to find an empty room to be alone in. They had been busy lately; too busy, and they desperately needed to make up for lost time.
Yuto pinned Yamada against a wall and immediately pulled him in for a deep kiss, Yamada kissing back just as fiercely. Their hands roamed beneath each other’s shirts, their kisses strong and passionate, desperately trying to release some of their pent-up love from the past month in the short time they had before somebody found them.
Yuto’s hands moved to other places and Yamada gasped against his lips, entwining his fingers in Yuto’s hair and bringing him deeper into the kiss.
The supposed wall they were leaning against opened outwards and Yamada and Yuto fell to the ground, too surprised to react differently. Looking up, they saw Takaki and the main corridor outside.
“There you are! Everybody’s been looking for you two- they’re gathering us all up for the interview.” Said Takaki, more exasperated than shocked at seeing his bandmates lying on top of each other. He walked away and Yuto got up from Yamada, Yamada massaging the back of his head gingerly.
“Next time, make sure you pin me against something that isn’t a door, baka.” Said Yamada, rolling his eyes. Yuto nodded sheepishly.
2. Yamada sat panting on a chair, wiping the sweat off his body after a dance lesson. Looking up, he saw Yuto staring at him with his mouth gaping open and a dazed expression, two bottles of water in his hands. Yamada smiled, patting his lap to beckon him over. Yuto moved quickly to him but-
-not quick enough. Seemingly out of nowhere, Chinen appeared in front of Yamada and promptly sat on his lap, placing his arms around his neck and hugging him.
“Yama-chan~~”
“Oh, hey Chinen…” Yamada said, hugging back.
Yuto stomped away.
3. After school, Yamada and Yuto were chatting in Yamada’s bedroom, sitting against the wall on his bed. Inevitably, the chatting turned to kisses, the kisses to touches, and the touches to a lot more. Before they knew it, they were lost in each other’s scent, heat and breath, thinking and feeling nothing but each other.
A noise downstairs signalled the arrival home of Yamada’s mother. Neither of them were too fazed by it, as they knew from experience that she didn’t usually come up straight away to greet them.
"Hi Ryosuke, are you home?” She called.
Yamada took a moment to make sure his voice was normal. “Hi mum, I’m here!” He called back, hoping that his voice remained unsuspicious even as Yuto trailed kisses down his neck.
“I’ve just been to the supermarket and I bought some strawberries for you, they’re here if you want them!” She said. Yamada froze mid-way to Yuto and his eyes widened. He licked his lips involuntarily.
“W-what is it?” Whispered Yuto, confused by Yamada’s face- he seemed to be going through some sort of deep internal struggle. Finally, Yamada stood up and quickly started fixing his clothes and hair, making Yuto even more confused.
“I’m sorry Yuto, but it’s been a whole week since I’ve had a strawberry!” Yamada explained desperately. “I’m not sure how much more I can take!”
Biting his lip apologetically at him, Yamada opened the door and rushed downstairs.
Yuto stared, too astonished to be hurt.
4. Hey Say Jump were on the bus back to the jimusho after a filming of Music Station. The members’ moods ranged from excited (Hikaru and Daiki) to sleepy (Keito and Morimoto) to pensive (Yabu and Takaki), or, in Yuto and Yamada’s case, staring lovingly into each other’s eyes, trying not to jump each other and cause a fuss. Not that it was likely anyone would notice them, what with the increasingly crazy conversation Hikaru, Daiki and Chinen were having.
“You know, if we’re quiet...” Started Yuto, edging closer to Yamada. Yamada pursed his lips, looking around.
“Well, Keito’s beside us but he’s sleeping...and there’s no way Chinen, Daiki or Hikaru are paying any attention...” Yamada said slowly.
“So...why not?” Yuto said smiling. Yamada could feel himself smiling despite himself too.
Before they could, however, a hyper Daiki poked his head through the gap in the seats.
“Hey who do you reckon would win in a fight- Godzilla or Buffy?”
They ended up hitting heads instead.
5. Both Yamada and Yuto were overjoyed at the prospect of sharing a hotel room together, promising an entire night alone with no interruptions. However, having been to that hotel before, they knew that the walls were paper thin; if they didn’t want to disturb their bandmates, they would have to be quiet.
They knew that- but it was proving easier said than done. With Yuto touching him there like that, it was difficult for Yamada to think of anything else. He looked down at Yuto as Yuto looked up and smirked, seeming to him to know exactly what torture he was putting him through. The look on his face ticked Yamada off and made him even more determined not to make a sound.
Yuto continued, and Yamada could feel the pleasure building up to dangerous levels. He grabbed a pillow and quickly covered his mouth with it, knowing that there was going to be a time coming very soon when he would have to cry out.
However, the first moan didn’t come from Yamada- nor did it come from Yuto. Yuto looked up confusedly and Yamada removed the pillow, staring at the wall behind them.
Before Yuto could ask, the sound came again, this time much louder. They both scrambled up to the wall and pressed their ears against it.
“Who was in the room next to us? Do you remember?” Asked Yamada. Yuto racked his brains, finally remembering the two other bandmates that disappeared into their room the same time he and Yamada had disappeared into theirs.
“Hikaru and Inoo.” Replied Yuto, and they stared shocked at each other before another sound made them listen at the wall again.
“Aah~ hey Hikaru, I have a crazy idea that you might just like...” Said Inoo, in a voice that neither Yamada nor Yuto had ever heard before.
“What’s that Inoo?” Replied Hikaru, in just as unrecognisable a voice.
“Let’s roleplay!”
Yuto snorted and Yamada covered his mouth to stop him (grimacing slightly when he realised where it had just been) so that he would be able to hear Hikaru’s reaction.
“Maa, but we’ve already done that before~” Said Hikaru. “Remember that time when I dressed as a doctor and you as a nurse?”
Yamada could feel Yuto struggling against his hand so that he could let out a shout of laughter, but Yamada wasn’t budging.
“Of course I remember that, but I want to try something different this time.” Replied Inoo. “What do you reckon we should do?”
Yuto broke free from Yamada and started to cackle madly. Yamada whispered at him to shut up, but to no avail. Unfortunately, the sound didn’t escape Hikaru’s notice.
“I know! Let’s roleplay Yamajima!” He said brightly, and Inoo cheered in agreement. Yuto choked, his face switching to a look of horror at Hikaru’s words.
“Great idea! I’ll go get the strawberries!” Cried Inoo, making Yamada’s jaw drop even further than it already had. They looked at each other, suddenly terrified.
Hikaru and Inoo got started, and the real Yamajima spent the rest of the night with their heads under their pillows, trying to drown out the traumatising sound of themselves being role-played.
EDIT: Ok...my throat was really hurting, so I took a cough lolly. But now my throat's even worse, plus I have a headache, and generally I feel like I'm dying. DDX What kind of crazy cough lolly does that?! So yes, um, I'll comment back to all you lovely people who make my day shiny tomorrow, when hopefully I'm not feeling so horribe. -.-" Nighty-night~
Genre: Humour/crack
Rating: PG-15?
Warnings: Kissing, sexual implications
Disclaimer: I'm not Johnny
1. He had pulled Yuto away from the rest of the group and now they were rushing to find an empty room to be alone in. They had been busy lately; too busy, and they desperately needed to make up for lost time.
Yuto pinned Yamada against a wall and immediately pulled him in for a deep kiss, Yamada kissing back just as fiercely. Their hands roamed beneath each other’s shirts, their kisses strong and passionate, desperately trying to release some of their pent-up love from the past month in the short time they had before somebody found them.
Yuto’s hands moved to other places and Yamada gasped against his lips, entwining his fingers in Yuto’s hair and bringing him deeper into the kiss.
The supposed wall they were leaning against opened outwards and Yamada and Yuto fell to the ground, too surprised to react differently. Looking up, they saw Takaki and the main corridor outside.
“There you are! Everybody’s been looking for you two- they’re gathering us all up for the interview.” Said Takaki, more exasperated than shocked at seeing his bandmates lying on top of each other. He walked away and Yuto got up from Yamada, Yamada massaging the back of his head gingerly.
“Next time, make sure you pin me against something that isn’t a door, baka.” Said Yamada, rolling his eyes. Yuto nodded sheepishly.
2. Yamada sat panting on a chair, wiping the sweat off his body after a dance lesson. Looking up, he saw Yuto staring at him with his mouth gaping open and a dazed expression, two bottles of water in his hands. Yamada smiled, patting his lap to beckon him over. Yuto moved quickly to him but-
-not quick enough. Seemingly out of nowhere, Chinen appeared in front of Yamada and promptly sat on his lap, placing his arms around his neck and hugging him.
“Yama-chan~~”
“Oh, hey Chinen…” Yamada said, hugging back.
Yuto stomped away.
3. After school, Yamada and Yuto were chatting in Yamada’s bedroom, sitting against the wall on his bed. Inevitably, the chatting turned to kisses, the kisses to touches, and the touches to a lot more. Before they knew it, they were lost in each other’s scent, heat and breath, thinking and feeling nothing but each other.
A noise downstairs signalled the arrival home of Yamada’s mother. Neither of them were too fazed by it, as they knew from experience that she didn’t usually come up straight away to greet them.
"Hi Ryosuke, are you home?” She called.
Yamada took a moment to make sure his voice was normal. “Hi mum, I’m here!” He called back, hoping that his voice remained unsuspicious even as Yuto trailed kisses down his neck.
“I’ve just been to the supermarket and I bought some strawberries for you, they’re here if you want them!” She said. Yamada froze mid-way to Yuto and his eyes widened. He licked his lips involuntarily.
“W-what is it?” Whispered Yuto, confused by Yamada’s face- he seemed to be going through some sort of deep internal struggle. Finally, Yamada stood up and quickly started fixing his clothes and hair, making Yuto even more confused.
“I’m sorry Yuto, but it’s been a whole week since I’ve had a strawberry!” Yamada explained desperately. “I’m not sure how much more I can take!”
Biting his lip apologetically at him, Yamada opened the door and rushed downstairs.
Yuto stared, too astonished to be hurt.
4. Hey Say Jump were on the bus back to the jimusho after a filming of Music Station. The members’ moods ranged from excited (Hikaru and Daiki) to sleepy (Keito and Morimoto) to pensive (Yabu and Takaki), or, in Yuto and Yamada’s case, staring lovingly into each other’s eyes, trying not to jump each other and cause a fuss. Not that it was likely anyone would notice them, what with the increasingly crazy conversation Hikaru, Daiki and Chinen were having.
“You know, if we’re quiet...” Started Yuto, edging closer to Yamada. Yamada pursed his lips, looking around.
“Well, Keito’s beside us but he’s sleeping...and there’s no way Chinen, Daiki or Hikaru are paying any attention...” Yamada said slowly.
“So...why not?” Yuto said smiling. Yamada could feel himself smiling despite himself too.
Before they could, however, a hyper Daiki poked his head through the gap in the seats.
“Hey who do you reckon would win in a fight- Godzilla or Buffy?”
They ended up hitting heads instead.
5. Both Yamada and Yuto were overjoyed at the prospect of sharing a hotel room together, promising an entire night alone with no interruptions. However, having been to that hotel before, they knew that the walls were paper thin; if they didn’t want to disturb their bandmates, they would have to be quiet.
They knew that- but it was proving easier said than done. With Yuto touching him there like that, it was difficult for Yamada to think of anything else. He looked down at Yuto as Yuto looked up and smirked, seeming to him to know exactly what torture he was putting him through. The look on his face ticked Yamada off and made him even more determined not to make a sound.
Yuto continued, and Yamada could feel the pleasure building up to dangerous levels. He grabbed a pillow and quickly covered his mouth with it, knowing that there was going to be a time coming very soon when he would have to cry out.
However, the first moan didn’t come from Yamada- nor did it come from Yuto. Yuto looked up confusedly and Yamada removed the pillow, staring at the wall behind them.
Before Yuto could ask, the sound came again, this time much louder. They both scrambled up to the wall and pressed their ears against it.
“Who was in the room next to us? Do you remember?” Asked Yamada. Yuto racked his brains, finally remembering the two other bandmates that disappeared into their room the same time he and Yamada had disappeared into theirs.
“Hikaru and Inoo.” Replied Yuto, and they stared shocked at each other before another sound made them listen at the wall again.
“Aah~ hey Hikaru, I have a crazy idea that you might just like...” Said Inoo, in a voice that neither Yamada nor Yuto had ever heard before.
“What’s that Inoo?” Replied Hikaru, in just as unrecognisable a voice.
“Let’s roleplay!”
Yuto snorted and Yamada covered his mouth to stop him (grimacing slightly when he realised where it had just been) so that he would be able to hear Hikaru’s reaction.
“Maa, but we’ve already done that before~” Said Hikaru. “Remember that time when I dressed as a doctor and you as a nurse?”
Yamada could feel Yuto struggling against his hand so that he could let out a shout of laughter, but Yamada wasn’t budging.
“Of course I remember that, but I want to try something different this time.” Replied Inoo. “What do you reckon we should do?”
Yuto broke free from Yamada and started to cackle madly. Yamada whispered at him to shut up, but to no avail. Unfortunately, the sound didn’t escape Hikaru’s notice.
“I know! Let’s roleplay Yamajima!” He said brightly, and Inoo cheered in agreement. Yuto choked, his face switching to a look of horror at Hikaru’s words.
“Great idea! I’ll go get the strawberries!” Cried Inoo, making Yamada’s jaw drop even further than it already had. They looked at each other, suddenly terrified.
Hikaru and Inoo got started, and the real Yamajima spent the rest of the night with their heads under their pillows, trying to drown out the traumatising sound of themselves being role-played.
EDIT: Ok...my throat was really hurting, so I took a cough lolly. But now my throat's even worse, plus I have a headache, and generally I feel like I'm dying. DDX What kind of crazy cough lolly does that?! So yes, um, I'll comment back to all you lovely people who make my day shiny tomorrow, when hopefully I'm not feeling so horribe. -.-" Nighty-night~