oh god. what is this. first ricky, then enrique and now marc just came?

are they having an orgy? i'd like to be involved thanks.

but of course, i think getting them drunk first is mandatory.

[ i'm staying, don't ask why. ]

fucking britney spears flipping off my people. she better run, we never forget.

bitch.

i don't know when i'll really update. just be happy for these 1 liners.

i fucking hate tommy. i need to run away. pendejo.

the only one that i don't hate is shakira and marla. but the rest of you. i hate. for now.

someone take me away from this place.

i miss shakria so i came back okay ( Read more... )

sorry for not updating. been kind of busy. i did a lot of interviews for extra, entertainment tonight and that other one... access hollywood ( Read more... )

i'm updating... why you ask? because i'm depressed. i cannot fake being happy any longer. i mean i am happy when i'm with my friends, shakira, majandra, everyone... but when i'm not with them, i have a lot of time on my hands. i miss having that someone to hold you and make you smile. yeah, i'm married... but i feel as if he's too much into his ( Read more... )

this might actually be a real update. i got myself a paid account [ in which i stole my mom's credit card and bought it. i'm such a great daughter. but that's okay. and now i just gave myself away to some people, but that's okay too. ] look at all of my sexy icons. Julian made them for me. Therefore, i love him ( Read more... )

i'm going to LA with Shakira because NY just isn't nice to me and we need to have some real fun anyway.

one day... maybe. i will have a real update. i'm not promising that though.

i have a headache ;(

i love shakira, and that's about it.

look who came... paulina_rubio

besides that, i am going shopping with 2 sexy women, Shakira and Majandra. it's my fantasy. maybe later, we will go out or something.

i will go bother paulina now.

hmph. i'm in New York now, with shakira. someone is blasting loud annoying music next door and i cannot continue my yoga ( Read more... )