I WANT TO HAVE A BABY~

[thanks4smokin]

I have a new ship. It's quite disturbing, and I suspect I'm the only fangirl... ~

OSCAR WILDE X ERNEST HEMINGWAY!

Why, may you ask? It's something a little long and complicated, in fact. But it's logical!

Comments

[obseletevulture]

HA!
OH YES.

Of course they would have had a lot of stylistic differences.
Wilde: How DARE you rememove that portion of art from my writing!
Hemmingway: but you're using just way too many words, Oscar!

XD

[thanks4smokin]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truth is, Oscar always wanted to marry a man named Ernest ;3 rawr!

[obseletevulture]

Sweet jumpin Jillybeans! Did I actually forget to make an "Importance of Being Earnest" reference? I must be losing my edge!

But the point is, I agree--as though those two could be any more meant for one another. (Stylistic differences aside--which would be hysterical to see them fight about...)

But even if they did break up, it would be wonderful for the literary world. Wilde would go off and write a big scathing angsty thing of a hundred pages or so in which he'd deplore Hemmingway for being bad for his art, bad for his wallet, a searingly bad muse, and also tell him his family sucks too--all that cheese.

Hemmingway would go off and write something about being heartbroken too, but he'd only take about 55 words to do it and in the mean time, he'd probably absinthe himself up and write something about abortion and old shoes.

Then they'd send it to one another, and each one would get annoyed and start correcting like crazy...

It would be wonderful.

Someone needs to photoshop a banner... O_O

[thanks4smokin]

ABORTION AND OLD SHOES! LOL you kill me! ♥

Still, I believe Hemingway deserves to be Oscar's partner more than Bosie does :/ hum *hates Bosie*

I would love to make a banner, but you know, all the OscarxBosie blink blink and glitter in wilde_century has left me bliiiiiiiind! It's really funny, they're so gangsta, and Oscar is totally a pimp.

[morbidxelegance]

Your logic is astounding, bb~ c: ♥

I... will never be able to look at the two the same ever again. I am sure that if I bring this conversation up elsewhere, I would be stared at tremendously. XD;;

Oscar needs someone to seme him. ROFLROFL. So true. c:

[thanks4smokin]

I tell people in my class that I can see Oscar and he's my BFF ♥ only Sivi-chin understands me u_u

I would seme Oscar... if I physically could

[morbidxelegance]

Daw~ D: *Pets.*

You would seme a lot of people if you physically could.

... Then again, so would I. c:

[harleycooper]

Wilde and Hemingway? Why the hell not??!! Most classic writers I know are closet homosexuals (or I would just like to think so because of all the subtext and chivalry shit.) We can add ol' Bill Shakespeare to the mix XD

Personally, I've always fantasized Hugo and Dumas meeting on a bar and...*mutters incoherently to self* And Poe, yes, that drunkard...*mutters again to self*

Oh~! Your professor sounds so cute! Can you poke him for me :3 I love literary intellects!

I've always loved him in a non-sexual disturbingly pure and absolutely secret way. Yeeeees, guys, I'm capable of that

*snorts* Ooookay...

[thanks4smokin]

I've always thought Hemingway was to manly to be true, he must be so far in the closet he's in Narnia~ during my last semester I shipped Hemingway x Pound, until I found out Ezra was just too... not good looking.

Oh, Poe! But who would make a decent pairing with Poe?

... Sade ♥

ROTFL.

[harleycooper]

Sade of "sadism"?~ WTF??? Are you--wait, hold on..*mutters to self* Why not...I mean, I can see something like it happening. Poe would be lucky to be into someone whose name inspired the sexual practice.

I'm sure Poe can easily be swayed into anything (even threesomes) if you get him intoxicated. Alcoholic dumbass who makes such great short stories!~