Comments | thasass: phun with haikus

thasass

phun with haikus

Sep 15, 2004 09:40

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Comments 24

Addin to #3.... kinkitola September 15 2004, 10:45:27 UTC

Pussy eat the shrimp
Pussy like to open doors
Pussy do backflip

Re: Addin to #3.... thasass September 15 2004, 16:50:47 UTC

pussy eat thai food
pussy ride motorcycle
pussy stunt double

Re: Addin to #3.... i_am_kemikal September 15 2004, 19:10:48 UTC

hahaha, late for class, (again, it's a regular thing for me to be late for class, twice in the one day... two different classes...)

Anywho, the second line "pussy ride motorcycle" reminds me of two separate songs by Machine Gun Fellatio (aussie band...)

1st song: Mutha Fukka On A Motorcycle...
2nd song: Pussy town... (chorus goes "I'm going down, down, down, down, down, down, down, To Pussy Town")

Sass, there's your Lyrics of the Day... just to tempt y'all

I like lips and eyes and mouth and smooth soft skin
I got long fingers - gonna draw you in
So put on my moan and take off your clothes
Slide down slow beneath your belly I go

I'm going down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
To Pussy Town

Re: Addin to #3.... thasass September 15 2004, 22:02:16 UTC

*rollin on the floor*

Machine Gun Fellatio?? Whoa now.

*clears throat*

Um, I'd like a ticket to Pussy Town please?....No, that'll be one way.

ps - much lub, Kemi.

Thread 5

themascot September 15 2004, 12:09:25 UTC

Uhhuh. How can you resist numbah 3???

Pussy do backtalk!
When pussy talk reason walk!
And can't eat just one!

fawkin dyin ovah heah thasass September 15 2004, 16:52:00 UTC

I can't top "can't eat just one"

oh lawd

Re: fawkin dyin ovah heah themascot September 16 2004, 07:40:23 UTC

Hee Hee. I got The SassaFrassaHaikuMastah! WOOHOO!

themascot September 15 2004, 12:14:54 UTC

Garlic and onions
Sass is dropping an egg, yo
Onions give me gas!

Pussy open wide!
Pussy fly south for winter!
Pussy washed so clean!

thasass September 15 2004, 16:55:11 UTC

unpleasant hunger
onions also give me gas
mylanta is good

clean open pussy
I'm having a heart attack
the vapors, oh yes

themascot September 16 2004, 07:43:55 UTC

Pussy shaving dream!
Pussy make Sassy pass out!
Pussy do card tricks!

thasass September 16 2004, 08:21:57 UTC

Yo, I'll probably pass out from lack of recognition - when I finally do see one besides my own. :)

Trying it out.. emibaby September 15 2004, 13:10:57 UTC

Don't hate me because this sucks.

take me, make me yours
do with me what you will, love
do not let me go.

Well...there ya go. Did I do alright?

you did great, cutie ;-) thasass September 15 2004, 16:57:13 UTC

you romantic thing
would rather swoon than bling bling
you are marvelous

Re: Trying it out.. themascot September 16 2004, 07:44:47 UTC

Yes indeedy do
Emibaby is so coo
Romance is da bomb!

Re: Trying it out.. emibaby September 16 2004, 08:17:25 UTC

AWWW!! Fank you!!!! *blush* I'm coo!!

Thread 7

i_am_kemikal September 15 2004, 16:06:02 UTC

Sorry, I am late for Uni. Couldn't resist a horse jab. I'll return after class. With some responses; To the others haiku starts; If you are lucky.

African Princess,
Annoying Diva dipshit.
I will bust your ass!

No dunk in my house,
I do what I so please to.
Shut your mouth Lisa.

thasass September 15 2004, 16:59:39 UTC

didn't mom tell you
arrogance unbecoming
shut the hell up, bitch

you, a horse's ass
a condemned school has more class
ha ha, you'll get yours