'Life's A Drag' [Adam Lambert/Kris Allen]
Title: 'Life's A Drag' (or, 'Adam & Kris are Twitterific')
Authors: that_1_incident & litterthisheart
Fandom: American Idol
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Cross-dressing, very slight sexual implications
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
Word Count: ~300
Summary: A fic conceived on Twitter as a logical progression of this comment thread in which the merits of Kris "Kristine" Allen dressing in drag are discussed.
Disclaimer: Kradam exists. It is (allegedly) one-sided, but it exists. That being said, none of this happened to the best of my knowledge.
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litterthisheart: Sometimes, Kris doesn't know how to say "Make me a pretty, pretty girl, Adam."
that_1_incident: Ohmygosh, litterthisheart!. It's a long summer. There are only so many things one can do on a tour bus before BEAUTIFYING ARKANSASSY.
litterthisheart: It's true and Adam is bound to talk him into it. "C'mon, Krissy! It's just a bit of glitter to highlight your cheekbones!"
that_1_incident: "You know, the only guys I've known who've ever refused to do this are the ones who aren't secure in their masculinity..."
litterthisheart: Before he knows what's happened, he's wearing platforms and glitter tights and applying lipstick while Adam paints his nails.
that_1_incident: "C'mon, Kristopher, I already painted one so where's the harm in doing the rest?" Kris can find no fault with Adam's logic.
litterthisheart: Once in drag it's just too easy to play the part & flirt with Adam. Events transpire but WHAT HAPPENS ON TOUR, STAYS ON TOUR.
that_1_incident: At least that's what Adam tells him on the eve of their last show...
litterthisheart: And Kris agrees in a shaky but determined voice.
that_1_incident: ...but all the while [Adam]'s slipping a bottle of black nail polish into Kris' back pocket.
litterthisheart: Apparently Kris's voice is shaky because Adam is none too subtle slipping his hand & the nail polish into Kris's back pocket.
that_1_incident: So Kris makes his excuses and they slip upstairs to the hotel room, because maybe he doesn't want this to end.
litterthisheart: And maybe things fade to black because our twitters are public. Hahaha. (But, Kris definitely makes the first move upstairs.)
that_1_incident: Oh, his nickname isn't Arkansassy for nothing. Adam kind of wants to laugh, but merely smirks and lets Kris get on with it.
litterthisheart: And get on with it he does and does very well.
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Authors: that_1_incident & litterthisheart
Fandom: American Idol
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Cross-dressing, very slight sexual implications
Pairing: Adam Lambert/Kris Allen
Word Count: ~300
Summary: A fic conceived on Twitter as a logical progression of this comment thread in which the merits of Kris "Kristine" Allen dressing in drag are discussed.
Disclaimer: Kradam exists. It is (allegedly) one-sided, but it exists. That being said, none of this happened to the best of my knowledge.
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litterthisheart: Sometimes, Kris doesn't know how to say "Make me a pretty, pretty girl, Adam."
that_1_incident: Ohmygosh, litterthisheart!. It's a long summer. There are only so many things one can do on a tour bus before BEAUTIFYING ARKANSASSY.
litterthisheart: It's true and Adam is bound to talk him into it. "C'mon, Krissy! It's just a bit of glitter to highlight your cheekbones!"
that_1_incident: "You know, the only guys I've known who've ever refused to do this are the ones who aren't secure in their masculinity..."
litterthisheart: Before he knows what's happened, he's wearing platforms and glitter tights and applying lipstick while Adam paints his nails.
that_1_incident: "C'mon, Kristopher, I already painted one so where's the harm in doing the rest?" Kris can find no fault with Adam's logic.
litterthisheart: Once in drag it's just too easy to play the part & flirt with Adam. Events transpire but WHAT HAPPENS ON TOUR, STAYS ON TOUR.
that_1_incident: At least that's what Adam tells him on the eve of their last show...
litterthisheart: And Kris agrees in a shaky but determined voice.
that_1_incident: ...but all the while [Adam]'s slipping a bottle of black nail polish into Kris' back pocket.
litterthisheart: Apparently Kris's voice is shaky because Adam is none too subtle slipping his hand & the nail polish into Kris's back pocket.
that_1_incident: So Kris makes his excuses and they slip upstairs to the hotel room, because maybe he doesn't want this to end.
litterthisheart: And maybe things fade to black because our twitters are public. Hahaha. (But, Kris definitely makes the first move upstairs.)
that_1_incident: Oh, his nickname isn't Arkansassy for nothing. Adam kind of wants to laugh, but merely smirks and lets Kris get on with it.
litterthisheart: And get on with it he does and does very well.
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