Trailer: The Forbidden Kingdom

Jet Li & Jackie Chan

Spring 2008

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I hope Jackie's line at the end is just for adverstising purposes. It would make no sense if this movie were in English!

Sunday 11/17 ( Read more... )

And so it begins...again. The search for a new place to lay my hat and tired bones at the end of the day. The search for a new place to call Home, and it's about time. I'm quite tired of the culturally clueless and consistently inconsiderate Russians upstairs, of the oddly condescending couple down the hall, of the only tenant who gets away with ( Read more... )

The weather has been fluctuating like the hormones of a beast in heat. If I had a set of nuts to call my own, they would have been long gone by this week, having shriveled up and fallen into the gutter from breakage due to a frozen condition. This week, I would have lost them to 80-degree-plus weather which, I have heard, enables them to get lost ( Read more... )

Yesterday I spun the globe and ended up in the Caspian Sea. I stared at my fingertip that covered a pinch of blue surrounded on all sides by masses of mustard-yellow land and let a burst of attitudinal air shoot through my teeth, as rolling my eyes is too painful right now. Sheesh. What are the odds, I thought ( Read more... )

I know for sure that the world is composed of mostly water. Each time I shut my eyes, give the dusty globe a labored spin, and place my finger on it when it stops squeaking, I open my eyes to find that I am pointing at nothing in the middle of the Pacific. This has happened three times already. So, for now I am at a loss as to where I am ( Read more... )

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Tossing aside all arguments about how this whole ugly situation should be discussed, the following is an important story ( Read more... )

I cannot WAIT to see this movie ( Read more... )

FF is paying for Ina's funeral as well as creating a college fund for her son. Good. It's the least he can do ( Read more... )