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[that_bowtie]

[This man needs no introduction. But oh, oh he will give himself one hell of a first impression.]

HULLOOO FORTUNA! [This is a man, a young man in a bow tie and tweed and the intellectual, egotistical spark that could start a fire in a rainstorm.] That's where this is, yeah? [his face is pressed almost right up against the device, but he's also

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[brotundbier]

Well, how long have you been gone?

[that_bowtie]

Oh hullo! Nine months just about. A lot's changed 'round here, hasn't it? Oh, but I still feel so... so linear. Not one for linear things--not all the time, anyway--but you know, there is a difference between non-linear and having stuff shuffle about in the wrong order. Completely different!

Mostly everyone here's so welcoming, I just love it. Can't get enough of people banding together! Not that there aren't problems of course, because there always are. Still, it's remarkable.

--Oh look, I'm rambling again. Apologies!

[brotundbier]

Ah, no it's fine. I'm listening.

[that_bowtie]

You're a good listener!

... Wait, is this English? This is English, isn't it? [Flexing his jaw. Hmmm.]

[Okay he'll be speaking German from here on out unless otherwise noted.]

Would you prefer German? Mine's a bit rusty [jfc Doctor no it isn't] but the TARDIS, she's not 'round to translate. Still, Earth languages, got to love 'em. Everything sounds so... so important in it, but when it flows, ooh, gorgeous, just gorgeous.

[lonelyglub]

its YOU

[that_bowtie]

Oh hullo! Yes it's me.

[lonelyglub]

get out and nevver come back

[that_bowtie]

I missed you lot too.

[Voice]

[travelin_on]

[You can't see it but he's wincing at that loud greeting.]

Look Doc. Brown, you're not the only one trapped here with better things to do.

But I hate to break it to ya, the Scientists don't seem to give a crap any more about what you think now, than they probably did the first time you were here.

[that_bowtie]

Ooh, gruff one, aren't we? If they didn't care, I wouldn't be here. None of us would.

Liking your stay so far?

[travelin_on]

I'm sure they care about the results they get out of us. But as far as if we suffer? Or what important things you gotto do back home? Not a chance... least not as far as I can tell.

Oh yeah. Best Vacation I've had in a long time.

[that_bowtie]

Clearly.

Still. Not for lack of trying!

There's a lot of suffering, and I'm the Doctor. Mister Realist, can you put that logic together and figure out what I'm going to do here?