Must remember this for my next KoE character

My japanese name is 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 駿 Shun (fast person).
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Well, I failed the Phase I exam for the FBI. No surprise there, really. So for anyone afraid I'd be walking around with a gun, your fears have been alleviated.\

Oh, well. I never accomplished anything in life. Why start now?

I'm feeling good today!

Can't explain why exactly but it's true.

It'll probably end in tears, but currently, I don't give a shit.

I recently picked up a land line again to help alleviate the high cost of my cell phone. Today, this very morning, I put my number on the national Do Not Call list.

So why is it that this very afternoon, I have gotten two calls from solicitors trying to get me to buy a subscription to their newspapers? I know they can get my number anytime ( Read more... )

NOTE: Before beginning, be sure to have the latest edition of Windows XP installed on your system.

1. Buy a new motherboard, processor, and memory
2. Replace current motherboard, processor, and memory with recently purchased motherboard, processor, and memory
3. Start computer
4. Swear a lot as the supposedly extinct Blue Screen of Death informs you that ( Read more... )

WEEEEEEEEE!

I'm in a right pissy mood today. I can't say exactly why ( Read more... )

I figure I may as well update this thing. I actually don't have anything to say ( Read more... )

As of 10:21 AM, I am 30 friggin' years old ( Read more... )