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[that_one_lamp]

So a few days ago Amanda, Clarito, Kacee and I all went to Canada together.  Kacee drove on the way up.

Border guard:
"So how do you all know each other?"

Kacee:
"We're all best friends!"

Then the usual questions and off we went.  Just a few hours later, we were back at the border with Clarito at the wheel.

Border guard:
"So how do you know all the people

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[talonr]

Wouldn't you actually be best friends in the states, since you were still in the states when Kacee said that?

I think it's just 'cause Canada changes people. :O

"Well, you guys were my best friends... but then I saw Canada. And now, well... it's just not the same between us."

[mozart_the_cat]

xD
Aww.

[amandakittie]

*at the border coming in to Canada*

Guard-Person: How do you know each other?

Kate and Amanda in unison: We're best friends!

*at the border leaving Canada*

Guard-Person: How do you know each other?

Kate: We're married.

Amanda: But not once we cross the border line.

Kate: Oh, yeah. Dang.

Amanda(to Guard-Person): You know what? Nevermind. We're staying here.

Guard-Person: Well, okay, but what about the priest in the back seat?

Priest(drunkenly): Thhhheir my friensh too... I marrrreeeed thhhhem. Thhhey promished mee shum chapssh... *eyes roll back in his head as he passes out*

Kate and Amanda(in unison): Awwww, I love when he does that!

Guard-Person(waves us to get out of the line): Please just leave. Quickly.

[talonr]

I laughed so hard, I think I woke the cats up.