Hogwarts has quite obviously turned into the Daily Prophet ( Read more... )

So, I sent a letter home.

Hedwig brought back a reply from Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon, and Dudley today. It said:

STOP WRITING US! DO YOU HAVE ANY BLOODY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO EXPLAIN THAT OWL TO THE NEIGHBORS, YOU EVIL LITTLE BOY?! BLASTED THING WOULDN'T LEAVE UNTIL WE FED IT! IF YOU SEND THAT OWL BACK TO OUR HOUSE AGAIN, WE'LL SHOOT IT ( Read more... )

{Private to Students}

My New Year's Resolutions:1. I will not die ( Read more... )

Merry Day Before Christmas.

Or, if you prefer, Merry Christmas Eve. Or Hannukah. Or Kwanza.

...

Merry Christmahannakwanzakuh like they said on that one commercial?

Wait, forgot winter solstice.

Merry Christmashannahkwazasolstice.

I think that's all of them...

Whatever. Can't wait until morning.

List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will.
- Don't say who they are.
- Disable comments.
- Never discuss it again.
- Note: If you think it's you, it's probably not you.

( I guess I'll jump on the band wagon )

{Private}

Where did they come from? They just seemed to pop out of nowhere and just start attacking students. And as close as Hogsmeade? Must. Not. Become. Paranoid.

The people I go to school with every day of my life... a lot of them got attacked. Some were hurt. Professor Vector was... Merlin, it's awful. And, oddly enough, Millicent ( Read more... )

Hogsmeade trip today. Almost can't wait. I mean, sure, I have to buy a present for my less-than-likeable Secret Santa, but I can get a gift for Ron and Hermione and Ginny and all them as well. And then I need to stock up on candy, of course ( Read more... )

Congratulations on the win, Ravenclaw. You played an brilliant game.

Better luck next time, Hufflepuff.

My personal passion... is Quidditch. Well, more specifically, it's flying. I love the feeling of flying. Sometimes it feels like if I just fly fast enough, I can leave everything behind and just soar. It's the most amazing feeling in the world. And while I do enjoy playing Quidditch, flying without the threat of getting a concussion from a ( Read more... )

{Private to Gryffindor Quidditch Team}

Congratulations on winning the game guys. I know I said it right after the game and all, but I don't say it enough.

Our next game isn't until February, so you guys can relax until after the holidays.

{/Private}For all those who don't know, I'm doing Quidditch for my personal passion. I mean, I don't ( Read more... )