So your master scheme, i assume, is to build a death star out of household appliances. Something like this...
Tom: Hey there, I was being creepy and stalking you, cus I dont want to 'Pay too much' for retail. I would like to be your friend, so that I can get free appliances, and rebuild them into a death star so I can take over the world.
Pak: Sure! ::gives tom free appliances::
Later on...
Darth Vader: Your death star looks kinda funny...
Tom: thats becuase i used free appliances to make it
hmmmm should i feel bad because ive been to florida and didnt see those commercials? cuz to be honest... i dont feel bad, i see enough really weird people on local commercials although i only recently saw one guy who isnt on anymore...
i just reread that and realized it sounds weird... i meant that i only recently saw one of the random local commercial guys in person, not on tv and that his commercial isnt really aired anymore...
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My most sincere apologies.
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Too bad.
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Just kidding.
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Tom: Hey there, I was being creepy and stalking you, cus I dont want to 'Pay too much' for retail. I would like to be your friend, so that I can get free appliances, and rebuild them into a death star so I can take over the world.
Pak: Sure! ::gives tom free appliances::
Later on...
Darth Vader: Your death star looks kinda funny...
Tom: thats becuase i used free appliances to make it
Vader: I bought mine.
Tom: You paid retail? You paid too much!"
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