My favorite mistakes

[thatdamnedkid]

My Econ prof has an online dating profile that's been making the rounds. (He likes Aqua Teen Hunger Force...) At the moment, he isn't my favorite person, what with his midterm in a few hours and him not teaching us anything so far this term, but insisting on testing us on it anyway. But I digress. I feel for the guy, because he's a bit of an

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Being an asshole isn't always gonna send the ladies away.

[sehrnett]

Of course, it works better on younger women. Then you can tell yourself that he's bad but you can reform him, he'll get better and so on.

I had personal ads on-line when I first got back into dating. That is how I met several of my exes, including NC trucker boy. I have to see if I still have the text anywhere because everyone who responded loved the writing. For a while I had several men who were not my type (married) who wrote to me regularly because of what I would write back.

* goes to file folders*
*scurries back*

Nope, its gone. Pity. I was funny. I think I still have one up on the Onion. The pic there is the one I sent you in e-mail.

You must be this tall to ride this attraction

[thatdamnedkid]

Hee. Your pic dropped off, though.

Scotch in the bedroom, eh?

Damn-you found me!

[sehrnett]

A good single malt? Oh yeah!

wasn't hard

[thatdamnedkid]

got your username on the first guess... :)

Grammatical Errors

[anonymous]

While I admire the obvious self-deprecating tone, I must point out that if in fact you will be filtering for those with grammatical problems, you might want to spell-check your own blogs. (Hint here: "elligible")

note I didn't say spelling errors...

[thatdamnedkid]

Pshaw. Spelling <> grammar. I can't spell in any language.