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[thatdamnsmirk]

Ginia. I found a crate of whiskey. I'll bring it over later. I've also been working on some moonshine.

I'm getting tired of staring at the wall. 'Bout time we had some eggs around here. I spotted a fuckin' enormous yellow bird thing when I was out earlier. Got a picture of it too, here --

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... they'd be fun to ride.[Augury

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[stalwart_flame]

Eggs? As in to eat?

[thatdamnsmirk]

Of course. They're great fried or scrambled, especially.

[stalwart_flame]

...I think I'll have to pass...

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[nopantsrants]

Eggs huh? That's make for a great change of pace.

Bird-riding...sounds fun.

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[thatdamnsmirk]

I'll let'cha know if I grab extras.

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[nopantsrants]

Thanks! I'd say the same, but I probably couldn't carry more than one.

[ff_red_turk]

That's a chocobo. A golden chocobo, even. They're very rare.

They are fun to ride. However, if it's a nursing mother, I would strongly advise against trying to get her eggs. Those talons are sharper than they look.

[thatdamnsmirk]

Don't I feel special.

I've tangled with worse things, but I'll keep that in mind.

[ff_red_turk]

You usually have to get them young to teach them to accept a rider.

I hope you run fast, because if she decides to chase you, you're going to need it.