fetisha
So here is the dirt: I've noticed lately that I'm developing a fetish for cheap, latex gloves. Hospital gloves. Every sex dream I have lately involves someone wearing a nice, tight pair of hospital gloves. Right now, it's just the gloves, but Pavlovian logic would dictate that over time this would develop into some kind of doctor/nurse/dentist fetish, right? Who else wears hospital gloves?
I already have something of a dentist fetish, but really, it's just more of a dentist wondering. Really, it's more that I like to smoke pot and have sex. A LOT. Having an orgasm while high is so amazing, I'm convinced it's the only reason pot exists in the first place. I haven't had high sex in a long time (actually, I've only smoked pot maybe three times in the last year, slacker) but just thinking about it gets me all pinkety.
The way this relates to the dentist is just the nitrous thing. You know, how when you're in the chair and your body just feels like it's floating away? And you just don't have a care in the world? Think how much fun it would be to get off like that. oooh, the tingling. Whenever I am at the dentist office, I start wondering if he ever brings his wife in there, doses her up and gets dirty with her.
If my husband were a dentist, I'd totally make him. Like, I'd get seriously mad if he wouldn't, at least once.
*my overactive sex drive would like to remind you that this could have been far far worse. i didn't even mention my thing about spanking, etc.*