A good sign to detach from the keyboard is when you accidentally send a message saying "help me celebrate my womb"

In case you are wondering, the original message was supposed to be "to help me celebrate my exodus from the womb" or something along those lines.

I'm going to sleep now, more Stupid Kayla Tricks coming soon! :)

I hate being sold to ( Read more... )

Food is soooooo good!

Mmmmmm....... Ethiopian........ Cambodian........

Food Coma............

:D

Thoroughly amused

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I have come to believe that too many people are concerned with the idea of my sex life.

o hat' rong ith thi picture? Could it be ome letter miing? Could I have learned the leon to not take my keyboard apart to try and dry it out? Maybe....maybe

And hy do I have the Muppet Chritma Carrol on my computer? Hmmmm?

So I feel like I've lost the ability to spell on a keyboard.
On aim many words don't come out quite right.
Yesterday at work I kept spelling my name wrong when trying to log in to the computer.
Not good....hmmmm

So, when I first started drinking I could walk ok until I went into a bathroom and then would slide down the wall or lean quickly against the front of a stall. This became the first drunk test ( Read more... )

So I drove to Davis late Tuesday night with the intention of studying on Wednesday and then coming home with a few side adventures. Here is the list of accomplishments ( Read more... )

I GET SPINNING HUGS AND COOKIES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!
It makes me so happy. :)

I get to see Dawud! He agreed to be my Valentine for "Mok Mok Day" and I will join him and others in making heart shaped cookies. I keep shaking from happiness. Wheeee!!!!!