DO NOT ATTEMPT.

[thatgoesinthere]

I was on my computer today when I noticed my cat sleeping peacefully on his side. So I got up, uttered a "Shh..." to my mother, and crawled towards him silently. As I got closer I noticed his cute, little back legs twitching from what must have been a kitty dream in which he was chasing catnip filled crickets in a field of golden wheat. Making sure

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[moldy21]

holy shit that's hilarious

[thatgoesinthere]

After the initial shock, I just sat back and laughed for a really long time while my cat crouched behind the couch, looking terrified.

It was totally worth almost dying, but never again.

[miss_girl]

:D