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[thatgoldenboy]

The year's only just started, yes, but it's best to get a start now. I also figured that it might be better if I actually offered this year instead of being bombarded at the end of the year with hopeless cases. So. If anyone's already falling miserably behind in their classes, I'll help. For a price, though, because I've got better things to be

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[abbotted]

It's very nice of you to offer your services to the less priveleged. Exceeept, maybe you should lower your prices just a bit?

[thatgoldenboy]

I would if I didn't think the price was well deserved.

[abbotted]

Um, well I guess that's true.

[thatgoldenboy]

Of course, if they don't completely waste the hour, they might get a discount price.

[cornerthewhiz]

Anthony, that is a ridiculous price.

If anyone wants REAL training, come to me for 20 sickles!

[thatgoldenboy]

Don't advertise yourself on my journal, Michael.

I just have standards. I'd rather no one want the offer at all than have some complete idiot come along, forcing me to deal with their stupidity until I kill someone. Most likely them.

[cornerthewhiz]

Why not? It's a free journal.

Right, well, perhaps that's true, but wouldn't it be just as easy to give him a good thwacking?

[thatgoldenboy]

It's still mine. And I say, no advertisements.

It would. But it wouldn't get my point across that well.

[tenticketthrill]

I need help with Transfiguration! Except that I can't pay you fifty sickles as I'm saving up for a laptop. Can't we negotiate a lower price? Like... free?

[thatgoldenboy]

That depends. Will you completely waste my time to the point where I might try to kill you?

[tenticketthrill]

No, of course not. I really do need the help. For free.

[thatgoldenboy]

...When are you free?

[totalsnoop]

I'll pay you five sickles to take your shirt off.

....And then teach me arithmancy because I don't understand it. I just need a quick review before our next exam, is all.

[thatgoldenboy]

...I'm not taking my shirt off.

And that depends on whether you're going to spend most of the "quick review" trying to bribe me into undressing.

[totalsnoop]

Why not?!

...Most of the quick review? No. Some of it? You betcha.

[thatgoldenboy]

Because that's not one of the services I'm offering.

...How much is some of it?