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[thathollisgirl]

I am slightly melancholy for no particular reason. My family never uses their front door which resulted in a present I ordered Fed-Ex being wedged between the two doors for days and missing the person's birthday. My butt is burnt. Lovely. In the middle of the night I woke up with my left shoulder hurting like hell. I couldn't even sit up right

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[wonkey]

How do you burn your butt?

[false_memoirs]

cuz she's so hot, she burnt her butt.