Much suckage at work...

[thatjaded]

Nasty infighting here at work...compounded by the fact that my boss is doing nothing to back me up, as usual. I'm just about ready to chuck it all and run away and join the circus. I could be the old belly dancer lady with the snake. Or maybe I could grow a beard? Maybe I should ask Crazy Elf for suggestions...

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[thatcash]

I personally vote for the belly dancer.

[thatjaded]

Oh, come on now. Women with facial hair are damned sexy! ;o)

[thatcash]

3 words. Belly. Dance. Er.

[instantcash]

So what the hell would I do?

I don't know if I could blend well with carnies. Wait a sec, what am I saying....

[jkirk]

If hanging with bulldrekkers has done anything, it should have prepared you for belnding with carnies. ;)

[thatcash]

Only if they're alcoholic carnies. ;)

[jkirk]

Is there another kind? :)

[liniah]

I could totally see you dancing around with a snake on. Rrowr. :)

[thatcash]

Ok, now I need a wet-nap.

[thatjaded]

*blushes*

Yes, I think the snake idea has its merits. Plus, a snake could help out with the small problem of the little barky dogs peeing on my lawn.

Neighbor [Looks away as dog pees on my lawn, creating a nasty yellow patch in my new sod that I'm required to keep looking good by the townhome association]: Oh, hi neighbor. This is my little, cute puppy...Fluffy.

Fluffy: Bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark!

Me: Nice to meet you. This is my giant python, Pete. Pete really seems to like Fluffy. It's it cute how Pete is wrapping around little Fluffy to give him a warm welcome to the neighborhood?

:o)

Just kidding.