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[thatoldgeek]

Serenity appears to be pimping me out to her friends using a photo of me from the seventies. This seems unlikely to help my cause of being AwEsOmE. (That's how the young'ns write these days, isn't it? I can't keep up with any of it. The hair weighs me down

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[hereprophetslie]

Don't you dare. If anyone gets a Porsche, it's me. For da LaDiEz.

Writing that way feels dirty, Dad... Why did you do that to me? As for where I am, I'm with Serenity, but I'll try to come home for dinner. You know I can't resist your broccoli.

And, Dad...that hair was epic and you know it.

[thatoldgeek]

That's how your generation uses their words, Noah. You'd best get used to it or you won't ever be groovy. (See, that's from my generation. We had it going on. We were pretty rad. And you can't have a Porsche.)

I'm glad you've found serenity, son. Serenity and broccoli are the most important things one can have in life. Good for the bones.

One of my students gave me an analogy today of my hair being like the yearly inundation of the Nile. I didn't quite understand it, so it must have been brilliant. She should be teaching the course.

[hereprophetslie]

Gosh darn it. Does this mean I have to be full of whimsy too? Awwww. (Why are you so mean, Dad?!)

Darn right! I'll try to bring my Serenity with me to share in the broccoli.

Wasn't the Nile fertilised with sperm? (Serenity just fell off her chair laughing...)

[thatoldgeek]

No whimsy for you. Andy won't approve.

Wonderful. Now I'll have to actually buy some.

Well, it was the seventies. All sorts of things happened back then that you would be best to not know about at your age.

[rubyredstained]

Sorry, I stole him! Jason sort of showed up last night but it's all okay now. I just needed to flip out at him a little.

[thatoldgeek]

Jason came to your house? You're okay? Do you need me to come around? He didn't hurt you, did he?

[rubyredstained]

I think he followed me home yesterday. I'm alright. He tried to hurt me. I caught something to the face, though I can't quite remember. I yelled and my housemate Razvan heard. He stopped Jason and saw to it that the authorities got involved. He's actually in a mental institution so...everything should be okay.

[thatoldgeek]

Oh thank god for that. You know that if you need me...?