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This might be one of the best things I've ever found on the internet. Someone's recapping the final season of Lost even though they've never seen an episode before in their life. (They thought Jack's name was Jake - seriously.)
Example: "Apparently an H-bomb went off, but everyone survived INCLUDING the woman who detonated it from 1 foot away. There are ghosts. Some ghosts are good, some are bad. A guy named Jake leads a gang of protagonists. The protagonist gang prioritized saving a blonde woman over an Indian man (just sayin’) and both died. A guy named Richard leads a rival gang to the Jake Gang (it’s like Twilight! omgz!). Both those gangs pale in comparison to the pretentious Asian gang by the temple. There is a monster on the island (other than the pretentious asian. ZING!) that is really just the sad raincloud that follows you around on bad days."
neverseenlost.wordpress.com/2010/02/03/episode-1-of-the-final-season-of-lost/
Example: "Apparently an H-bomb went off, but everyone survived INCLUDING the woman who detonated it from 1 foot away. There are ghosts. Some ghosts are good, some are bad. A guy named Jake leads a gang of protagonists. The protagonist gang prioritized saving a blonde woman over an Indian man (just sayin’) and both died. A guy named Richard leads a rival gang to the Jake Gang (it’s like Twilight! omgz!). Both those gangs pale in comparison to the pretentious Asian gang by the temple. There is a monster on the island (other than the pretentious asian. ZING!) that is really just the sad raincloud that follows you around on bad days."
neverseenlost.wordpress.com/2010/02/03/episode-1-of-the-final-season-of-lost/