Well. I figure we all need one of these. (that is, lists.)
1O Things we need more of
1.John Freeman
2. Sideburns
3. Handlebar Mustaches
4. Wawa
5. Old black people (like, old black people. They are mad cool.)
6. National Pride! Love your country, people.
7. Weird shit
8. Pirates
9. Obama vs. Putin
10. New Jersey
1O Things that shouldn't exist
1. Logic
2. Caviar
3. Limes
4. Those horrible transformers movies
5. Freakin' Homophobes
6. Pecan pie
7. Clowns
8. Imperialism
9. Mean border guards ):
10. Your mom