Lauren, This spot could be filled with an encyclopedia of writing, I'll probably come close. You are my favourite. You have influenced me more than any other person on the face of this planet. I love you. I love you in a way which is shared with no other person on this list, no other person ever. It will stay that way forever. I think you know this ( Read more... )

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

So, hello, my name is Lauren and I'm addicted to malcontent and conceited ignorant promiscuous men. But I gotta tell you, folks, it's getting quite old. This whole let's-just-be-friends-oops-my-penis-penetrated-your-vagina gig? Getting old. Getting fucking lame too. Because chances are, you are a) no good in bed, b)you don't quite size up or ( Read more... )

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Dear Jenna,
I miss you. We are having LJ DAY in tech. Why arent you here? Oh, that's right. Illegitimately absent, are you. Let's hang out soon when you're "not" "sick"?

I LOVE YOU OH SO MUCH

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HEY LEAH

AND BRIANNA

AND MO

I'm feeling much better today. Much, much better. Respected, rejuvenated, nice and productive. Although, it could be the new shampoo I have. I still have this creeping sickness in my body that makes my face hot and my body cold at night; it makes my throat feel tired and broken; it makes my head feel like death. Death. And my eyes, as well. ( Read more... )

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I am to the point of loneliness and helplessness that I want to stand in the middle of the lobby at school and just scream. I am alone. So alone. In this fucking cattledrive of a school, obnoxious people screaming, helping my going-on-day-four headache, screaming profanities that have no context whatsoever. It's just soooo badass to yell FUCK ( Read more... )