Okay, whoever put a lump of coal in my stocking? Not very funny.
[Private to Allison]
Welcome back to New York! I was actually at the airport with balloons and everything to meet you, but I had the wrong gate! By the time I figured it out, your plane had already unloaded. I still have the balloons though, if you want them! They're not quite so floaty anymore though.
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