Heads up!
I'm DJing at Atomic Burrito this Sunday, March 26!

Tank's bartending! Justin's being large! I'm playing music!
What else is going on this Sunday? NOTHING!!!!!
It's a no cover, all ages evening. C'mon out and have a time!

P.S. If you don't do what you are paid to do, don't be shocked if you never do it again.
Sacrosanct was a blast. Despite the hack ass, wanna-be D.J. childish bullshit. Jim, you are the man. Stay strong bro.

I think that you are all ghei.
I love all yous fucks, no.
bhleeeeargh love. Membranes are wierd. Noodles.
Cheese curls don't really curl all that much, if you've ever noticed.
I'ma go hate on Dana. Poop I lo9ve yous guys. Finger's a bleedin'

Fuck that shit. I'm drunk. I love you.

No really......

Gheee. I love guns. And muh peeps. Guns n' peeps. Yeah.

Haxor teh boxor.

My new silencer for my UMP fucking WORKS!
I don't know how or why, but DAMN! It's so quiet!

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You can take your fucking red construction paper heart day, wrap it around my fat Irish cock AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES!!!! That is, if you arent too busy with your pre-packaged chocolate mouth orgy. Clutching your newly given, soon to be forgotten, teddy bear near to your self aggrandizing "heart".
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