dear oprah,
you will always be fat to me. now please get your fat ass off of my yahoo page so i can read about actual news happening around the world. shit.
sincerely never a fan of yours,
jen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

this is hiliarious.

zack, you neeeeeed to watch it

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Join me at The Room tonight in SF. On 6th and Mission. Its my first real bar performance.

Jen is just 2 weeks away from becoming a real licensed bartender!
And I'm working 2 jobs. This could be the biggest thing in my life... if it doesn't kill me first!

OMG Amazing!

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Jesus was a B-boy

Ok so a lot of people have been asking me how was Vegas and instead of answering each one I figured would just post something. It was awesome.
Friday I arrived at the airport and was greeted by my fellow fur friend Scott. We caught a cab back to my place which was across from the BoOt BaRn(say it honky tonk style). We ate breakfast at Denny's where ( Read more... )

Ok so I haven't like updated this thing in FOREVER ( Read more... )

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Mom showed me this. Feels like its supposed to be a Monty Python act or something but rumor has it that this is real and the guy who is talking is a real politician. I can't confirm any of it ( Read more... )