006 Acidental Voice

[thatsmyjob]

[Working the late shift meant that you tended to be a little tired by the time you got home, thus Thom wasn't paying attention when he tossed his suit coat with the PDA onto the couch, activating the PDA

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[itextedyou]

Sounds like trouble.

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[thatsmyjob]

[There is some more hollering, eventually followed by the thud of a book against a small body or two and then scrambling. A few more thuds the slamming of a door and the muffled sound of flutters and chitters.

Thom's voice, when it comes sounds like he's talking through a mouth full of cotton.]

'hat vah ell?'

[ooc: Translation, 'what they hell?!']

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[itextedyou]

Somebody in this place has clearly forgotten to hire an exterminator recently.

Are you going to survive?

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[thatsmyjob]

[There's the sound of spitting and then an exclamation that is part shock and part annoyed.]

The little shits ripped out my teeth.

[darkest0knight]

...Thom?

[thatsmyjob]

Can't talk now. Strange little fluttering things in my apartment.

[darkest0knight]

Hit them with a bat.

[thatsmyjob]

I don't own a bat!

I do have a heavy volume of Chaucer?

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[witchinbloom]

Oooh, Thom, no, don't --

[Pause. Sigh.]

Too late.

Want some help?

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[thatsmyjob]

Tara!

...

They ripped out my teeth!

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[witchinbloom]

Yeah, that was going to be my next sentence.

Uhm. You'll get some money, though.

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[thatsmyjob]

It hurt!.

[thatsmyjob]

...yes?

[thatsmyjob]

Really?

It sucks, I'm sorry it's happened to other people. Shouldn't stuff like this be in that Guide I was given when I first arrived?

'Spray regularly for oversized flies that like to yank out your teeth?'