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[thatsmyjob]

"Damn it, Lincoln. We installed the intercoms so you wouldn't have to bellow like at heathen and no it is not scotch tim

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voice;

[coffeenspeed]

Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but you're no longer where you think you are...

Hi.

[ooc: Thom! Thom! THOM!!!!!! I shall fangirl you forever!]

voice;

[thatsmyjob]

I hope you'll excuse my bluntness if I say that was not the answer I was hoping for.

Good morning.

[ooc: I fangirl Thom so much, it's sad!]

voice;

[coffeenspeed]

I hope you have somewhere to sit.

You're in a place called the City. It's a... city between worlds, believe it or not...

I should have a guide somewhere on my device, gimmie a second...

[sending file.... guide001, guide002, guide003]

[ooc: mun's too lazy to link to guides. assume they are there in all their glory!]

voice;

[thatsmyjob]

[There is a long pause, punctuated by a few deep exhales and possibly the sound of someone sitting down on a ledge.]

Well.

Zagats these are not but I suppose they're better than nothing.

Wait, what am I saying this, this is not possible. I must have mixed Lincoln's medication with my vitamins or something.

Okay so this is a weird, pharmacutical driven dream and I'm going to wake up soon.

voice;

[captainshort]

The City. It's likely you will be here for a while, so get comfortable.

voice;

[thatsmyjob]

I do hope you will forgive my testiness but I'd rather not 'get comfortable'.

I'd rather that someone either start talking sense or else I wake up in the hospital having had my stomach pumped for mistakingly taking my boss's drugs.

voice;

[captainshort]

It's a lot to take in, I know. Has anyone sent you the guides? Some of them are slightly dated but say pretty much the same thing. This is the City-yes, that is really its name, no, there isn't another name-and no one is sure how to get in or out. It just happens.

There are also deities and curses, but the guides can explain those in more detail.

voice;

[thatsmyjob]

A nice gentleman named Anthony sent them to me, these guides could take lesson from Zagats I must sa...

Wait, I'm sorry. Did you say 'deities' and 'curses'?

voice, which sounds female

[der_freischuetz]

That explanation would take a while. It always does.

Voice that sounds confused. :D

[thatsmyjob]

I'm ... getting that sinking impression.

heh. (I love me some ic!gender confusion, but I don't wanna confuse someone ooc. ;) )

[der_freischuetz]

Ah. I take it someone already tried?

I think right now he's just utterly confused! ;D

[thatsmyjob]

Well, that and the fact that I have yet to wake up in the ER with defib paddles attached to my chest.

voice

[thatsmyjob]

I've fallen and hit my head and you're a product of my imagination.

voice

[thatsmyjob]

As I am completely convinced that this all has something to do with a mistaken mix-up with my bosses drugs and my own vitamins, I would hope I do have an interesting imagination.

I'm Thom, by the way and the fact that I'm introducing myself means I must be getting used to the idea that this is real.

Which concerns me.