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[thatsnotaknife]

So, got a bloody weird call this morning... Some bloke saying I've been bludging? He reckons I've been working at the bank here for years. Dunno why the hell they put me there, is this one of the things I have to play along with, like the trouble and strife?

... Guess it could be worse, but why the bloody bank?

[Australia goes silent for a little

Comments

[runawayfocus]

I got a call, too! Only they said I worked at the pet store.

[thatsnotaknife]

Aw, lucky! Wanna swap?

[runawayfocus]

Mm...I've never worked at a bank before, though!

[Or anywhere]

A-are notifs working again?

[thatsnotaknife]

Shouldn't be too difficult, I reckon. S'just numbers.

[is_an_island]

... Birthdays.

[thatsnotaknife]

Yup. Dunno why there's so many in the middle of winter though, I'd lie and change mine if it was in July.

[is_an_island]

It's summer in Am... in Canada. In July.

Right. Because it's Canada's day. That's all I'm worried about.

[thatsnotaknife]

Oh, right, forgot. Packing them all into one week is still bit silly though.

[mr_blandy_bland]

Be thankful you didn't get stuck as a waiter.

And thank you...

[thatsnotaknife]

At least then ya get to talk to people.

Welcome, mate. Have a good one.

[mr_blandy_bland]

No one goes to the place I work but drones, and the food there is worse then Mr. England's.

[thatsnotaknife]

... You're exaggerating, right?

[resurrectinto]

Yeah, it's probably best if you play along. I mean, I go to work and of ignore most of what I'm doing anyway. As long as I look busy, I haven't gotten in trouble yet.

[thatsnotaknife]

Aw, dead easy then, I'm set. Ta, love.

[resurrectinto]

You're welcome! Just don't let the drones get to you too much. They can be fuck all boring.

[thatsnotaknife]

Yeah, they're dead dull. I keep trying to talk to sheila but it's as boring as all fuck.

[dodo_master]

How unfair! Here I want a job and can't get one. Yet people call you and tell you that you've had one for years?

[thatsnotaknife]

Wanna cover for me at the bank, nipper?

[dodo_master]

Would they allow that?!

...they won't would they. How frustrating! No matter what I tell people around here, they won't believe me that I am not a child. I am capable of being more than a paperboy, you know!

[thatsnotaknife]

Probs not. Why do ya wanna job in a shit place like this anyway? They're making you go to school already, yeah?