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[Australia has decided to strengthen his international and trans-dimensional relations (Julia would be so proud of him)! Or he just wanted a drinking buddy. Hinomoto was the first person he could get a hold of, so some time late at night, the town is gifted with this wonderful phone call.]
[Knocks the phone off the hook] And then I grabbed him 'round the neck and the little bugger nearly tried to tear a chunk out of my arm but I kept a tight hold and- [sounds like he might be climbing up onto something]
[And the sound of a chair being pushed out quickly.] Your arm?! Did you use your special attack?! I wonder what it would be..
A special- yeah yeah! Def'did! But the bastard was just scared stiff, I reckon, coz after I thumped him on the head he started rollin' around or tryin' ta anyway, little fucker.
Is there a catch phrase?! [why yes this is important]
Catch phrase... Like... Kame-whatsit?
Yes! And a hand motion to go along-- [there's some stumbling noises. she's climbing on the table by the way, and striking a heroic pose.] Hiyaah! ...Although, I'm not sure what sort of phrase...
Somethin' like- oi, steady on, babe, you'll fall- something like...
[trying to steady herself] Something that is fierce and yet-- could it have "G'day" in it?! [and she's falling off the table now because she just did an excited spin to Australia at that and lost her footing.]
G'day Goanna- Oi oi oi- [Trying to grab Hinomoto and falling off with her LOTS OF CRASHING NOISES] Shitfucker!
[MORE CRASHING NOISES and then some silence] ...Ah, we were defeated.
... Lousy bastards.
What shall we do now? [still just lying there]
[Probably squishing her.] Soft... Anyone ever tell ya you have a lot of hair?
...Yes. It is the symbol of beauty!-- or, is there something wrong with it? [gkdgfgs get off me you fatty]
Nah, nah, s'gorgeous! Not like Kiwi's at all! You should show it off! I'll show you off! I'll take you out, come on! [Sounds of standing up in a hurry and then toppling over, bumping into the wall...]
[more fumbling noises for a while until Hinomoto manages to stand] S-show it off! ...I am usually more humble..
[Getting control and walking back over to Hinomoto!] Come off it, I know you lot are all secretly full of yourselves and shit! We're going! [Sound of... Someone picking up another person?]
U-uwah!
[ooc; You now have two options. Option 1: Hear the phone call and talk at drunk people. Option 2: See Australia and Hinomoto (Australia most likely carrying Hinomoto in his arms) walking down any street, completely lost, and probably talking in loud voices. Posting order is you-Hinomoto-Australia.]
[Knocks the phone off the hook] And then I grabbed him 'round the neck and the little bugger nearly tried to tear a chunk out of my arm but I kept a tight hold and- [sounds like he might be climbing up onto something]
[And the sound of a chair being pushed out quickly.] Your arm?! Did you use your special attack?! I wonder what it would be..
A special- yeah yeah! Def'did! But the bastard was just scared stiff, I reckon, coz after I thumped him on the head he started rollin' around or tryin' ta anyway, little fucker.
Is there a catch phrase?! [why yes this is important]
Catch phrase... Like... Kame-whatsit?
Yes! And a hand motion to go along-- [there's some stumbling noises. she's climbing on the table by the way, and striking a heroic pose.] Hiyaah! ...Although, I'm not sure what sort of phrase...
Somethin' like- oi, steady on, babe, you'll fall- something like...
[trying to steady herself] Something that is fierce and yet-- could it have "G'day" in it?! [and she's falling off the table now because she just did an excited spin to Australia at that and lost her footing.]
G'day Goanna- Oi oi oi- [Trying to grab Hinomoto and falling off with her LOTS OF CRASHING NOISES] Shitfucker!
[MORE CRASHING NOISES and then some silence] ...Ah, we were defeated.
... Lousy bastards.
What shall we do now? [still just lying there]
[Probably squishing her.] Soft... Anyone ever tell ya you have a lot of hair?
...Yes. It is the symbol of beauty!-- or, is there something wrong with it? [gkdgfgs get off me you fatty]
Nah, nah, s'gorgeous! Not like Kiwi's at all! You should show it off! I'll show you off! I'll take you out, come on! [Sounds of standing up in a hurry and then toppling over, bumping into the wall...]
[more fumbling noises for a while until Hinomoto manages to stand] S-show it off! ...I am usually more humble..
[Getting control and walking back over to Hinomoto!] Come off it, I know you lot are all secretly full of yourselves and shit! We're going! [Sound of... Someone picking up another person?]
U-uwah!
[ooc; You now have two options. Option 1: Hear the phone call and talk at drunk people. Option 2: See Australia and Hinomoto (Australia most likely carrying Hinomoto in his arms) walking down any street, completely lost, and probably talking in loud voices. Posting order is you-Hinomoto-Australia.]