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[thatsnotaknife]

[There was food, of course he ate it. Even if it was a bit gross, this is the man who grew up on English cooking, it's like a French feast to him. After he gets changed into khaki adventure gear, Australia feels the need to make a dramatic phone call.]

Well, ladies and gents, we've all had our fun, but now it's time to get to business. The Great

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[the_wee_big_hag]

[...goes to get frying pan.]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Silently crawling through the window...]

[the_wee_big_hag]

[There is a frying pan being held above you.]

Who are you and what do you want?

[thatsnotaknife]

... [Holds a finger to his lips.] Shh, miss, stay quiet now...

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[is_an_island]

[of course there's no one there

he then resumes being dark and brooding

and handsome]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Presumably got turned around after leaving earlier for whatever reason and now breaking in again.

Having made noises at the window to distract, Australia picks the back door's lock to creep in like a creepy thing.]

[is_an_island]

[even more dark and brooding!!!!

seems more brooding

he strokes his chin]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Sneak. Sneak. Sneak. Carefully stepping over the laser trip wire. Sneaking into the living room...]

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[wybrows]

[ Wy is standing around when she notices Australia. ]

... Oz. Did ya drink your milk this mornin'?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Turns to face Wy slowly and stares at her in shock for a moment. And then:] Awhawhaw, you beauty!

[wybrows]

... Huh?

[thatsnotaknife]

And here we see the dreaded Wynip, in her natural habitat...

[armywithcountry]

[Given that at the moment, Prussia actually has claws . . .

. . . he's just going to unsheathe them and try to slice the tops off of the bush Australia is hiding in.]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Leaps at Prussia with a giant net!]

[armywithcountry]

[Shreds the giant net with his MOTHERFUCKING CLAWS FUCK YEAH before trying to tackle Australia.]

Trying to capture me for your experiments, huh? Bring it! I'll kick your ass!

[thatsnotaknife]

Now this is a real dangerous critter- [Tackled! Trying to wrestle into a headlock while avoiding those claws] Though they've been endangered over the past 70 years, we're bloody lucky to get a glimpse of the beautiful- Oi, fucker, stay still!

So long as you don't make a baby joke, we'll forgive you.

[thatsnotaknife]

... Bluey! You came! [So happy so happy yes he thinks you're one of his pets from home candy hallucinations are powerful.]

My aunt had a pet one when she was a kid, they're not so bad really.

[thatsnotaknife]

[Pets pets pets] Ah, there ya are, mate! Come on, I need ya to sniff out the Great Kianpraty of Wollongong with me!