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[thatsnotaknife]

[The first sounds you'll hear over the phone is possum chattering and the crashing sound a phone makes as it is knocked over. The possum makes more possum noises, almost as if he is trying to communicate something! If any of you do speak possum, it's along the lines of “000, send help! The building is buried by some strange white dirt! There also

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[silno_pyanstvo]

... Snow is not so bad.

[thatsnotaknife]

Snow is demonic.

[silno_pyanstvo]

Is natural part of winter.

[thatsnotaknife]

It never snows during winter at my house.

[lotuslife]

She's going in it?

[thatsnotaknife]

I couldn't stop her in time... Vet, she's-

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[lotuslife]

O-oh- oh-

[lotuslife]

There must still be time! Do not ever give up, anh Australia!

[vaimoksein]

Have you never seen snow before?

[thatsnotaknife]

I have but... Those bastards, she's just a kid! She shouldn't have to see shit like this!

[vaimoksein]

You don't like the snow....?

[thatsnotaknife]

Of course I don't! [Sounds horrified and disgusted, as if Finland had just asked if he enjoyed slaughtering baby koalas.]

[is_an_island]

... What are you doing?

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[thatsnotaknife]

Pom! Pom, look out! There's-

[thatsnotaknife]

...

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[thatsnotaknife]

YOU. ME. CRICKET. NOW- no wait AS SOON AS THE SNOW MELTS!

[commie_island]

The snow isn't going to kill you.

[Someone hangs out with Canada too much.]

[thatsnotaknife]

That's what it wants ya to think!

[commie_island]

Right....

Hey I don't like it more then anyone else...more even. But it isn't going to kill you.

[thatsnotaknife]

It's ice. People freeze to death, ya know! Like in Antarctica!