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[thatsnotaknife]

Alright, all this... Snow and... Winter... It has twelve hours to melt! My birthday's tomorrow and I am not bloody celebrating in sub-zero temperatures! That's the rule! So get to it! Anyway, two hundred and twenty... three, tomorrow! Not gonna bother with a party or anything, it's not a biggie and I can't ask anyone to go outside in this bullshit

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[sub_umbra_sedi]

Buon compleanno!

And I'm really invited to the meeting?

[thatsnotaknife]

Yeah, but you've gotta try and not be annoying.

[sub_umbra_sedi]

I'm not annoying!

[thatsnotaknife]

You're a little annoying. [S-sorry, Seb, he's a troll...]

[kleinefurstin]

The UN?

[the League of Nations is still just an idea in her time]

[thatsnotaknife]

Yeah, that thing! Anyway, there isn't many of us so it's just a World Meeting, not a UN Meeting, ya know?

[kleinefurstin]

I'm afraid I don't understand.

[thatsnotaknife]

Am I not speaking clearly? I get told off for that a bit.

[politerudeness]

Ah... is that last rule truly necessary?

[thatsnotaknife]

It's bloody crucial for world peace.

[politerudeness]

Is it not more likely to cause conflict?

[thatsnotaknife]

Only with Kiwi.

[supersizedpower]

It's too cold...can't it be spring already?

And now we have to have a boring meeting...and I'll have the only good ideas but everybody will say I'm not allowed to talk about it because it has to be helpful...

[thatsnotaknife]

It feels like I haven't seen the sun in years...

Mate, I know you mean well, but building a giant, robot hero just isn't practical in today's economy.

[supersizedpower]

It would create jobs...

[thatsnotaknife]

Well, temp ones, I guess...

[tomatatas]

Of course, I live in a house where the animals and now the plants too can kill you... [Muttered grumpily as she glances up at him, flicking through her photo album for the billionth time]

You should have told me it was your birthday earlier, idiota. How do you expect me to cook anything decent with such little notice. Che.

[thatsnotaknife]

All I want is lamb chops! [...] Whatcha got there?

[tomatatas]

Simple things for simple man... [Glances down at the photo album, which shows herself and her sister] A photo album. I got it after that horrible Christmas, that and my old rosary and the necklace Venezia got us. [Her half of the heart charm, with Sorella Maggiore can be seen easily]

[thatsnotaknife]

Cute. So that's North? She's hot.