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[thatsnotaknife]

[We have several lovely options for our audience today.

A. Hey, everyone knows Kwan, right? Hong Kong's pet tiger? Australia happens to be pet sitting this afternoon, and so he's out in the front yard, playing with Kwan

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A

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sealand was going to go check on the tunnnel progress at Seborga and Wy's house, but instead, tiger on the lawn. This is also pretty cool, though.]

Hey, isn't that Hong Kong's? Are you allowed to fight him?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Lying on the ground, tiger on top of him growling at him... It's cool, bro.] We're just playing. It's good for carnivorous animals to get some exercise, especially in a place like this.

[fuckyeahsealand]

Is he winning?

[thatsnotaknife]

Nah, no way! [Being gently mauled... Australia punches Kwan to push him off and they start tumbling around again.]

B

[vertulpen]

[Just staring. His pets are so, so much cuter than yours, Aussie.]

Re: B

[thatsnotaknife]

[Lies. If it can't kill you, it's not cute.

Australia comes back up for air, the crocodile squirming to get free from his grip as he laughs.]

[vertulpen]

[Still watching. He's unsure if he's rooting for the crocodile or Australia at this point.]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Root for a winner, Netherlands. Root for Australia. They go back under the water and there's some tumbling... And then Australia comes back up, gasping for air.] And let that be a lesson to ya! [The crocodile is swimming away towards the shore, but he's hidden beneath the water so who even knows.]

A; || I apologize in advance

[partytoastess]

[ She'll be running towards the tiger rapidly with a gun. She doesn't look to pleased either ]

HEY! YOU! GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND'S TIGER!

[ can you feel the great communication skills, bro? ]

Oh, Nena...

[thatsnotaknife]

[Australia and Kwan pause and both turn to look at Nena.] Honkers' got a girlfriend? [But you are surprisingly cute!

Oh wait guns] What? He's fine!

sobs sorry for the lateness

[partytoastess]

[ She'll glare at him and lower her hand to affectionately pet the tiger on the head. The tiger seems to respond like nothing's wrong, confirming his story ]

Nena should get him some sugar later...

Who are you? And what are you doing here?!

It's okay, my internet didn't want me to tag anyone back anyway.

[thatsnotaknife]

I think he'd prefer some red meat, personally. Sugar's bad for his teeth.

Name's Australia, love. Honkers asked me to watch Kwan here for 'im while he's at that little cafe thing of Jappa's.

A

[scentofbauhinia]

[Coming by to pick up his babby now obviously...

But um, yeah as if he's going to get involved in wrestling.

Instead he'll just sit himself down on the porch.] Has he been behaving? [apart from now obviously]

[thatsnotaknife]

He's been great! [Apart from his current "gnawing on Australia's arm" behaviour.] You should let him get more exercise, s'no good for him to be cooped up- Alright, that's enough! [Tugging Kwan off and kicking him.]

[scentofbauhinia]

Well he seemed to like chasing the tractor cows in the park. [lmao and um might have eaten one...

but not gonna mention that]

[thatsnotaknife]

See! Just like that. Animals like this weren't built for suburban life.

Probably not a good idea to let him hunt drones and associate them with food, either. [Australia, why did you say that why were you considering it.]

My internet has this thing about me tagging people. It doesn't seem to like it.

[thatsnotaknife]

[Getting spun around and around underwater. He's still laughing every time they come up for air though.]