Round 5: Last call

[badgersandjam]

1.  Brendan: And that's to be time gentlemen, if you please.

2.  Brendan: Jack.

3.  Brendan: What'll it be then?

4.  Finbar: D'you reckon she's wearing a brar behind them peanuts?

5.  Finbar: Fucking hell?

6.  Finbar: The streets are dead tonight, Jaysus.

Poll The WeirDeadline:  Monday, 6PM GMT