In Character Contact
Hello you have reached the RoadKill Cafe -- You Kill It We Grill It. Our special today is Flat Cat. If you have just run over an animal and would like to grill it, please press one now. If you would like to hear our menu items please press two now. If you want to be my lover, you have to get with my friends, and press four. If you would like to leave a message please wait for the beep. .... -BEEP-