☢1st Smoke [Voice → Video]

[the_gun_smoker]

[So, Badou had managed to electrocuted himself, blown a broken computer up and fall down a flight of old, stairs so far, this all happening from a result of running frantically into the nearest building he could find, after his uneasy arrival on the shore. His voice was rasp, sore and dry sounding.] Oh Christ, please let this thing work, Hello,

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[Video Forever~] xD

[the_gun_smoker]

[Helpful Demon man, is creeping Badou out... on account of him just being a voice!]

It is huh? funny, I can't see anything from your side.

[Tapping the monitor, the feed fuzzing and blurring for a second.]

Che lovely face eh? what, you like the sight of pissed off guys covered in blood or somethin'?

[Video]

[the_gun_smoker]

..... Masochist bastard. Look its not fuckin' funny! I couldov been killed out there!

[Totally looking for a tissue to mop up the blood now, seeing as he's kinda creeped out that this dude likes the look of him bleeding and all.]

Y'know, first impressions can last a life time... I don't wanna be forever that guy all covered in blood m'kay?

voice;

[glubbin]

Yeah, you'vve been kidnapped. And every other thing around's probably lookin' to kill you noww that you're here. But it's lookin' to kill evveryone else, too, so don't think you're special or anythin'.

[Video]

[the_gun_smoker]

Never said I was special.

[He swallows , totally looking over his shoulder and around the room, just to be sure nothings lurking.]

So, are you one of the hunted, or a hunter? Curious minds wanna know.

voice;

[glubbin]

Wwho's askin'?

[Video]

[the_gun_smoker]

Huh? I'm just a photographer, I ain't the bad guy here man.

[Fumbling around, looking for his lighter.]

But if my name is what you were after, its Badou.

{video}

[heartpass]

It does have a light- you're probably just not looking in the right place, asshole.

{video}

[the_gun_smoker]

Yea, I can see that now...

[Just almost blinded himself in his only eye with it, and with being so close up to it.]

Say, that's a nice attitude you got there, are you the welcoming committee?

{video}

[heartpass]

As close to it as it gets.

Welcome to the island. Hope you're not a fan of sleep and sanity.

{video}

[the_gun_smoker]

Thanks.

Sleep? I'm used to workin' on hardly any of it, so that's nothing new and er, remind me what sanity is again?

text

[trollsbackwards]

GET YOUR SORRY FUCKASS SELF INSIDE
AND AVOID ANY AREA THAT STARTS TO GODDAMN HONK!!!

[Video]

[the_gun_smoker]

[Leans in, squints and reads the text.]

Honk? what, there is a bike gang or somethin'?

text forever

[trollsbackwards]

NO, DAMN IT!!
THINK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN HORN.

[Video Forever]

[the_gun_smoker]

Ugh, clowns give me the creeps. No need to worry there, I'll be stayin' the hell away from any clowns.

[ Che, the people in this place were pretty damn strange.]

Voice; broke hiatus for you bro

[lugerhund]

[Somehow he knew this would happen, somehow and someway Heine knew. Call it intuition or knowing the streak of terrible luck and mishap that followed him, but it came as little surprise that Badou had ended up on that same hellhole as him. Hell, Naoto was there before even him so it wasn't that alarming more people from home would show up.]

Jesus Christ.

[A sigh came across the audio feed, his hand pushing his hair back to see the faintly glowing screen. He's not even sure if he wanted to go on speaking, but he couldn't leave Badou on his lonesome. Least he could do was to spare everyone else the whining.]

You're hopeless.

[Video] o9 cheers man!

[the_gun_smoker]

[Really? did he really? cause a note about this kind of shit happening would have been nice! That way Badou could have at least remembered to bring a spare set of underwear with him, seeing as he almost shit himself when he woke up on the beach!]

...Heine? is that you? Oh just fuckin' typical! The one time you decide to even bother answering a call from me, and its when I'm stuck in the arse end of nowhere!

[Really, he shouldn't be ranting on like this, no, he should be glad to hear Heine's voice, yes! that mean's he's saved, right? Heine will come over and lead him back home, whoop the bad guys ass- wait... there clearly is no 'bad guy' present, not that Badou's noticed anyway.]

Heine?, Heine! you still there? Don't hang up!

Voice; he couldn't leave his waifu out there all alone

[lugerhund]

[Probably slipped his mind over more important things, like rearranging his barely stocked refrigerator or flipping the few channels his shabby TV picked u. Too late now though.]

Yea yea, don't wanna hear about it. You're not the only one stuck on this shithole you know?

[Other than the island itself, there didn't seem to be any other primary antagonist hell bent on ruining his life. Emptying clip after clip into the ground didn't do much other than bring momentary relief and the waste of previous ammo. Clearing his throat he went on.]

Isn't a phone...where the hell are you?

[Video] Really?!

[the_gun_smoker]

[Che, I bet if you owned a batch of sea-fuckin-monkeys and one out of the millions died! you'd notice that faster than noticing something you should maybe do for me!?]

Clearly I already know this.. When you comin' to get me anyway's? this place is givin' me the creeps. Who the hell did we piss off this time?

[Badou was slowly noticing this. There had been some rather disturbing going ons that he'd witnessed with his camera, just as he was being washed up.]

In a house, well, what's left of one. Its pretty shabby, not far from the shore I think.