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[crotchroses]

[It's difficult enough for him to do this, and for God's sake these contraptions are so outdated!

At last, however, France manages to access the text bit. The video would be simple enough but do you think he would allow any kind of broadcast while he's in this bedraggled state. Non! Certainly not.

You're all lucky the island translates or this

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[video forever because he doesn't know how to change settings sob]

[magerights]

[Well, the name and voice both sound Orlesian, which is enough to almost be reassuring now, though Anders doesn't want to jump to conclusions just yet.]

I can't offer anything along the lines of wine, but if you're in need of healing, I can help there.

video too because he's just like "WHERE AM I?"

[crotchroses]

[He jumps back from the computer. Seriously, he looks a mess, just like everyone else does when first arriving.]

--My appearance isn't suited for this! [--wait--]

... Non, merci, I am not in need of medical attention.

[magerights]

[Oh, that's better, he can get a look at the...wait what.]

Your appearance? That's what you're worried about?

[crotchroses]

Terrible, no? I can barely stand to open my own eyes at the thought.

[magerights]

[Oh, Orlesians. He'll try and put this delicately then.]

I don't think that's really the thing you should be most concerned with right now. You can clean up later, can't you?

[crotchroses]

First impressions are always the most important, Monsieur.

[magerights]

Be that as it may, I doubt anyone makes a good first impression after just washing up on a beach, do you?

[crotchroses]

Non! This is unacceptable. [He sets about fixing his hair and adjusting his clothes.]

[magerights]

[Anders tries and fails to hide a smile at that answer.]

Well, there's places you can get cleaned up in the hospital, and if you have anything you'd like me to look at as well, then that would save time. I'm afraid I can't offer you much else, but maybe someone will have a change of clothing as well?

[crotchroses]

Ah-- [He pauses. This is very nice of him, he'll certainly make the most of the opportunity.]

Of course! I'll keep that in mind, Monsieur. What is your name, that I might contact you again?

[magerights]

Anders. You can find me at the hospital almost any time, since I live and work there.

[crotchroses]

I will be sure to call for you, Anders!~ But hopefully not any time soon, I don't plan on being injured just yet.

[he means well. ALSO WHEN THIS IS OVER, time skip to when France sends him a message? C: ]

[magerights]

Well, you don't have to be injured. You're welcome to stop by to get cleaned up or just to talk.

[Because he does get bored, and manifestos on mage rights are more effective when you're actually in the world where they matter.

ALSO GO GO TIME SKIP.]

[crotchroses]

Ah, that kind of invitation. I see. Despite your accent, I may very well take your offer.

[magerights]

...what?

[CONFUSION. Does that mean what it sounded like and where did that come from??]

[crotchroses]

No no, I won't spoil the atmosphere of anticipation! You must be patient.

[WINK]