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08 ☮ voice/action

Apr 11, 2011 23:41

Okay, 'fess up. Who of you thought it was a good idea to draw freaky looking symbols all over the damn hospital? Do you know what that's called? Vandalism. That's right. Some people are actually trying to make this shithole inhabitable, and you have nothing better to do but act like a toddler drawing on walls? Kinda counterproductive if you ask me ( Read more... )

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Action was_angelcondom April 19 2011, 20:09:01 UTC

Right. Well, we don't have either, so sorry. [He doesn't sound sorry at all.]

Action shouwablues April 19 2011, 20:17:06 UTC

... You don't seem very enthusiastic about your job. Aren't you supposed to make me feel better? And not like I'm about to throw up whenever I'm not sitting down?

[Bah.]

Where's Hadesu?

Action was_angelcondom April 19 2011, 20:22:06 UTC

I'm helping out at a hospital. Not a rehab facility.

Action passthelotion April 20 2011, 06:40:32 UTC

[ And as though on cue, Hadesu rounds a corner, certain he'd heard his name. ]

Ah, Big Boss. Adam. Is everything all right?

Action shouwablues April 20 2011, 16:30:20 UTC

[It's like magic. Also, did I mention Big Boss's pants are off? THIS SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE YOU THE WRONG IMPRESSION]

Not at all. This guy refuses to help me with my problem...

Action was_angelcondom April 20 2011, 16:56:52 UTC

Yeah well, I don't do the impossible.

Action passthelotion April 20 2011, 20:16:16 UTC

[ O h . . .

He's having some odd sense of deja vu right around now. He falls silent for a moment, and then: ]

My apologies, Big Boss... if it's Erectile Dysfunction, I'm afraid-- that is, we don't have... any medicines for that here. Adam is quite right. So please don't harass the staff when there's nothing we can do.

Action 1/2 shouwablues April 20 2011, 20:58:40 UTC

....

[After about ten seconds of uncomfortable silence, Hadesu will be busy dodging a nearby chair that is being flung at his head.]

Action 2/2 shouwablues April 20 2011, 20:59:16 UTC

Not that kind of problem, you idiot!

Action was_angelcondom April 21 2011, 02:49:06 UTC

[Oh. Sorry Snake he cannot let this go. He schools his face into utter seriousness.]

Actually Doctor, that's his exact problem. He's shy about it.

Action shouwablues April 21 2011, 06:08:33 UTC

[Yeah, and Big Boss punches Adam almost reflexively in the stomach. HIS PUNCHES ARE HARD.]

I can aim lower next time if you like, and you will have a problem.

Action was_angelcondom April 21 2011, 15:44:58 UTC

[Even though he's training under the guy, he's still not used to those punches. He bends over, holding his stomach.] Fuck!

[And then less reflexively and more annoyed, he kicks Boss in the shins, before scooting backwards.] Asshole.

Action passthelotion April 24 2011, 08:04:45 UTC

[ He manages to catch the chair just after it passes him lest it hit someone, fumbling with it clumsily to set it down. His reflexes were good, but he wasn't exactly used to catching flying chairs. ]

Sir, I ask that you not--

[ As the punch is thrown, he steps forward and holds out his hands reflexively, in a placating manner. ]

Y-you two, please...! Not in the hospital--

[ And Adam kicks Big Boss, and Hadesu places a hand on his shoulder to pull him back a few steps rather gingerly. ]

No violence!

Action shouwablues April 24 2011, 08:10:42 UTC

[And Big Boss GROWLS when he's being kicked. It doesn't register as much - hell, he's used to enduring multiple gunshot wounds at once - but it riles him up anyway. Good thing he is sitting down right now or else...]

For some people, that's the only language they understand. [Then he scowls at Hadesu.] I wanted either smokes or Opium, Christ.

Action was_angelcondom April 25 2011, 14:58:48 UTC

Sorry Doc. Was a reflex. [The apology is genuine.] Can't help it if some people insist on taking it out on the staff you know. Defence machanisms and all.

[And then, when Hadesu's not looking he makes a face and sticks his tongue out at Boss. Why yes, Adam is mentally twelve at times.] And like I said, we don't have any. We're not here to cater to addictions.

Action passthelotion April 30 2011, 20:41:45 UTC

[ And it's very likely he isn't, as he's gone to stand in front of Adam protectively. ]

I see... Well, I'm afraid Adam is correct. We don't have opiates around, nor would I hand them out if we did. Tobacco... mmmn. I believe there's some nicotine patches around to help you stop smoking, but I'm afraid that's all.

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