31.1
Make a list of bribes.
Or how to get Severus Snape to consider doing something for you
Ice Cream
The promise that it will annoy Minerva McGonagall
Pocket-Watches
The promise that it will annoy Albus Dumbledore
Books
The promise that it will annoy one or more Marauder
Harry Potter’s expulsion
The promise that it will annoy one more Death Eater
Punk rock or gangster rap
Or how to get Severus Snape to consider doing something for you
Ice Cream
The promise that it will annoy Minerva McGonagall
Pocket-Watches
The promise that it will annoy Albus Dumbledore
Books
The promise that it will annoy one or more Marauder
Harry Potter’s expulsion
The promise that it will annoy one more Death Eater
Punk rock or gangster rap