Sorry, ladies~

[the_sanctified]

But from now on, Hidan is no longer going to flounce around half-naked. XD

Since he burned his Akatsuki cloak way back when, he's been lacking in the ways of a torso-covering that he finds comfortable. But from now on, he'll be clad in this. (Art by aims21Also, Hidan needs a hug. Poor boy's been slapped, abandoned by mysteriously disappeared Tobi, and

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[groundsplitter]

\o/

[the_sanctified]

*slumps into her outstretched arms, weeping*

[groundsplitter]

There, there, darling. *pats head* Look, piece of advice. If you're gonna live for that long, you seriously need to, eventually, get laid. Otherwise, another couple hundred years of censorship whenever you talk? Ummm. No.

[the_sanctified]

*shakes his head repeatedly between sobs*

But I can't, goddamn it...it's against my fucking r-religion...and I don't wanna...I just wanna die.

[groundsplitter]

*...are you trying to rub your face into my chest there?*

You know they call an orgasm 'la petite morte'? Does that count like a death to you?

[the_sanctified]

*lol what chest? >D*

...I have no fucking clue what you're talking about, but seriously, nothing's closer than when I do my rituals...and even that's not enough anymore.

*pauses his weeping long enough to wipe his eyes and pout*

...besides, only way would be to marry another Jashinist. And there aren't any left.

[groundsplitter]

*NO MORE HUGS FOR YOU*

Convert someone?

[the_sanctified]

*pout turns into a sullen scowl*

No one wants to. Seriously, here I am, trying to save your fucking souls when you all deserve to go to hell, and you don't wanna be saved. So you've gotta stab yourself sometimes, so what? It's worth it, goddamn it. It's...*tears up at the reminder of his own immortality and starts crying again*

Jashin-sama hates me, doesn't he?

[groundsplitter]

*oh, you pitiful creature, fine, I'll give you another hug or something* No, he doesn't. If he keeps you here, it's probably because you're his...best...priest. Or something. It's like with missions after all. The one you send on a mission is your best shinobi.

[the_sanctified]

*stops the pitiful weeping long enough to contemplate her words*

Seriously...? You think?

[groundsplitter]

Obviously! Otherwise, if He'd think you useless, you'd have been...you know. Dead.

[the_sanctified]

...*never thought of it that way before*

*takes a few deep breaths and gets a hold of himself, staring blankly and tiredly at the floor, but feeling somewhat better*

...makes sense. Yeah, I guess he would've replaced me or some shit if I sucked at my job...so, so even if I can't die and it's depressing as fuck, at least I know it's 'cuz I'm his best disciple. *tears up again, this time in pride, but doesn't cry* I'm his best disciple.

[groundsplitter]

There you go. *pats his shoulder and seriously considers becoming a psychiatrist*

[the_sanctified]

*mumbles*

You're all right, Pinky.

[groundsplitter]

*small grin* Took you some time to realise this. Idiot.