PROMPTED COMMENTFIC PORN MEME THING

[the_tenzo]

Ohnoez, she's having one of her hair-brained ideas again!

So, in brief, here is the story: I just found today (at work, no less!) a free-for-the-taking vintage edition of The Joy of Sex. There is no end to how amused I am by this. And, honest-to-goodness my first thought was, "How can I use this for ficcing purposes?"

Well, the answer is right here.

Comments

[stormypups]

"Nakedness doesn't mean lack of ornament."

Rose walked into the bedroom and stopped dead, her hand covering her mouth in an attempt not to laugh. Unfortunately, she had little success. "What is that?" she asked, pointing at the Doctor, overcome by another bout of giggling

[beatlejessie]

YAY!

Funny and smutty, the perfect combination.

And drat those elves!!!

[stormypups]

*tackles* It's all your fault!!!

[morrighangw]

*SPORFLE* Hilarious and sexy at the same time. One of my favourite combinations. =D

[stormypups]

I can't write the Doctor and sex without humor. I just fail!!

I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[hazelwho]

Hahaha! Now every time I watch a Christmas special, I'll be thinking about elves. *brain wanders off to happy place*

[stormypups]

Happy Place! Is David naked in your happy place? Or is that just me?

[hazelwho]

Oh yeah, definitely...

[tardismate]

*Gives massive gigglesnort* - elves...BWAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, Doctor, you are priceless and truly male! *remembers previous Christmas gift of lingerie from partner, presented with look of abject begging.* LOL

Yep, that's our darling Doctor, all right...

[stormypups]

Glad it made you smile! I smiled the whole time I was writing it!

*pets the poor Doctor* He has so much to learn.

[rowofstars]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes, it's the elves. The elves are evil... >_>

[stormypups]

I suspect the elves are the cause of climate change as well. They're shifty!!

Glad you enjoyed it!