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[the19thchief]

I don't know who's idea of a joke this is, but if he person who left slime all over my things doesn't own up before I find you, and I will find you, I will dismember you starting from your toes and work my way up, then throw all the pieces over board. I'll finish by mounting your head on my door to serve as reminder to all other miscreants (only

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[voice]

[la_rouge_madame]

So, I am not the only one who lost a dress to this prankster?

[voice]

[the19thchief]

Apparently not.

[godofrustration]

Whoa whoa, I'm sure there's better ways to resolve our problems than dismemberments.

Are you saying that someone broke into your cabin, miss?

[the19thchief]

Yes.

And the best thing about dismemberment is this: the culprit can't do it again.

[godofrustration]

Or I can come by your cabin, inspect the damage, take a statement, and see what I can do about finding the culprit and arresting them. That way, there's less blood that needs to be cleaned off the deck. Does that sound fair?

[the19thchief]

Whatever. Do what you want.

[flailingbento]

What happened?

[the19thchief]

Someone came into my room and left this white...slime all over my things.

[flailingbento]

Some...one? That's terrible!

I've never heard of one doing that before... Er, do you think it might... possibly have something to do with. Well. The strange things that have been happening here?

[the19thchief]

You mean all that talk on the network about ghosts?

...

Well, I guess that would explain a few things.

And what do you mean by, "I've never heard of one doing that before"?

[barrelobuling]

Bu-ling's stuff is messed up too.

[the19thchief]

More the reason to stop them.

[barrelobuling]

Bu-ling doesn't know anyone who goes around putting gross stuff on the wall and people's clothes, though.

[the19thchief]

I think they've been saying on the networks that it's ghosts doing it.

[notrueking]

I'm sorry, miss, but I'm afraid I can't allow any dismemberment to happen on this ship.

Though, I seem to be having a few issues as well... I'll get the security team to look into it.

[flower_of_war]

If they're destroying people's dresses I think we should consider it! At least a little bit.

At the very least they should be made to pay for any damages!

[notrueking]

Well, I will certainly try to deliver some sort of punishment, though I can't allow anything too cruel and unusual.

[the19thchief]

There's nothing unusual about dismemberment. (Though she's not about to argue that it isn't cruel.)