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Okay funny story. So we go to get Ev's little brother who is called Evan (but was nice enough to change to Col) so we can bring him back to Sunnydale where we can watch him. We get to the dimenson with no harm, no foul and meet her brother. Who which is beyond happy to see her again since whoops we have been missing from that dimenson for the past
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Hey, Yuff.
*looks around and lowers her voice to a whisper*
Ok, is Benny home?
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*shakes head* Nah, she's out with Irene I think.
Why?
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This is why.
*wraps her arms around him and leans in, kissing him for a few minutes before pulling back*
I didn't want to be macking on you in the middle of the living room and have Benny walk out of the kitchen or something.
So any ideas what you want to do since Ev and Eva aren't asking you for teleporting services?
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What I want to do? Well nothing that invovles teleporting, dimensonal doubles, or alternate dimensons. Beyond that I'm easy.
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Damnit Nicky, you're SO gonna owe me for this! We'll be right there, just I don't know, keep the bathroom door closed.
*hangs up and looks at Yuffie*
Seriously, toads? He has a toad problem?
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*gets up and opens his weapons chest. Pulls out a sword and a wrench, grumbling* Honestly, he couldn't call anyone else. I got Ingrid on the payroll, call her dammit!
*slips on his boots* I can't believe this, of all nights he gets a toad problem. This is unbelievable. I could be having sex right now with my hot girlfriend, but instead what I am doing? Being a goddamn glorified MARIO fighting potential demonic PLUMBING ISSUES!
If it turns out this is just a hoax to stop us, you don't mind if I stab your brother right?
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*buttons her shirt back up*
Really, Ingrid can cut off a demon's head, I'm sure she can handle a few toads.
*slips her shoes back on*
And no shit, I'd like at least one night of sex with you this weekend without any interruptions! You know, we should have sex first and then go kill his toads. I mean, they're toads, how bad can they be? And if it is a hoax? You're going to have to stab him after I punch him.
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*buttons his pants and tries to straighten his hair in the mirror*
Well, I would agree with the sex first plan, but you said we would be there right away. So if we don't go there now, he'll call in like five minutes wondering where we are. Besides, he sounded pretty freaked out on the phone so maybe their bullfrogs *rolls eyes*
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And gee. Thanks Nick. Make me do the dirty work why don't you.
*grabs the sword and the medicene and heads into the bathroom. Goes to the bathtub and tosses some of the medicene on the toad. It shudders and squirts more* Um, this isn't working. *thinks* But I got a plan. You owe me big Nick Hicks!
*grabs two towels and wraps them around his hands so they are covered. Then picks up the toad by the front leg far away from him. Pours the medicene into its mouth and then chucks it back into the tub. The toad shudders more than then explodes*
Oh thats just disgusting dude. *walks back out* Congralations. You now own a bathtub covered in toad guts.
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Eww! Dude, I hope you don't think I'm cleaning that just because I'm the girl here.
*shudders*
Um, do we have to do that with the one that's still in the toilet or can we just try and flush it?
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*sighs* Sorry, I just want to go a week without getting guts on me.
And can't we just throw it out a window or into a portal or something? Or you know, have Nick kill it? I mean, it would be good training!
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*looks at him*
And great, now it's going to be even longer before we can have sex because we have to get the toad guts off you. Or you do, I mean I really want to have sex with you but no way in hell am I getting in the shower with you until you're gut-free.
*hands Nick the bottle and the towels*
I'll lift the lid, you squirt it in the toad's mouth. Just watch out for acid spitting.
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