this is freakin' weak.

good for a laugh.

James Cleveland Elder's Aliases

Your movie star name: Rice Pelius

Your fashion designer name is James Vienna

Your socialite name is Wee-Wee Japan

Your fly girl / guy name is J Eld

Your detective name is Lynx Kempsville

Your barfly name is Rice Whiskey Sour

Your soap opera name is Cleveland Kenley
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posting to let the LJ community know that i'm alive.

somewhat.

alive.

busy.

fuck.

i wish i were sleeping.

comatose even.

bye.

iron chef america is god awful.

when compared to the original.

it is seriously lacking.

i mean, we go from the mack daddy chairman kaga...

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the online goth scene.

or maybe the goth scene period.

holy shit man, these people are insane! it's cool to be into what you're into, but these people are taking it too far these days. i remember high school, wanting to stand out, getting picked on, so instead of fitting in, you go out of your way not to. then you find other people who are ( Read more... )

a couple days ago, i was propositioned to do nude modeling.

weird, i know.

i was at work, grinding it out like a bitch at the mall, when a professional looking, FLAMING black man stopped to admire my hair. i thanked him. he asked if i was gay. i informed him that i was not. he then asked if i ever considered modeling. i said no. he asked if ( Read more... )

it looks like i'm set for new year's resolutions:

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Become anti-social.

Get your resolution here

i have this one in the bag.

something tells me the quiz is broken.

who says i don't read livejournal anymore?

ok, so i don't, but i did today.

blah.

so i cut my hair.

my friend trish did it.

i donated my hair to locks of love.

i dig the new cut.

that's me.

i wish it wasn't though. i swear, when the festival is in off-season, this place is cemetary-dead. and not spooky flesh-eating zombie dead, just holy-jesus dead. i've spent the last few hours taking an online IQ test. got a 130(i think i was robbed). then i put that big 130 IQ to real use:

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last night, i drove to fairfax, which is where i am now.

i left straight from work... so i was effectively on the road for about 8-9 hours.

it wasn't too bad though, made the fairfax run in 2 1/2 hours. traffic was minimal.

as you can see, no fiery auto-crashes, or such.

it's good to get away for a bit.

i hope everyone else is well.